Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

Watching hours of HGTV’s Beach Hunters pretending I’m looking for my own sunny, warm beach house.

8:27pm Feb 17th 2019

I have the meat. Just one meat. But I have a lot of it. [47/365] bit.ly/2V2g9pr pic.twitter.com/uMq0UGHRvm

10:41pm Feb 16th 2019

@MNWallflower confession time: i’m sort of ready to just quit altogether. but i’ve been going to this class for 4+…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1096930285554417665

6:32pm Feb 16th 2019

@katie_LF if only! alas, i will just keep going because it’s good for me. i guess.

6:31pm Feb 16th 2019

3:21pm Feb 16th 2019

Is it wrong to want to get pregnant so I can quit going to kickboxing Saturday morning or…?

9:13am Feb 16th 2019

Last night I had a dream about Maui… but I’m not going until November. Which had me thinking about the last time…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1096630650952732673

10:41pm Feb 15th 2019

@doniamae I love these sequin things too

4:40pm Feb 15th 2019

For Christmas, Jason bought me a Valentine’s Day date to see Potted Potter! It was such an excellent show; my face…

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10:41pm Feb 14th 2019

This morning I made all of my colleagues my Valentine over heart-shaped bagels and a presentation about wacky Valen…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1096085778596315137

10:36am Feb 14th 2019

PLEASE STOP MEOWING. [44/365] bit.ly/2EbH6S7 pic.twitter.com/9hLtdRIX8d

10:41pm Feb 13th 2019

Today was the final weigh in for my fourth attempt to Beat the Bird with @wtastlouispark. I didn’t make my goal but…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1095528397973962752

9:41pm Feb 12th 2019

Tangled kitty, how’d you get so tangled? [42/365]
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#eatsleepknit bit.ly/2tk4RRP pic.twitter.com/yzL2dWAVaH

10:41pm Feb 11th 2019

Giving my colleagues a whirlwind tour of Taiwan from my point of view. I just quickly reviewed all the photos I pic…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1095151661646004225

8:44pm Feb 11th 2019

RT @StoryofEverest: For those that missed Janelle Monae’s full performance at the Grammys, here you go.

https://twitter.com/opinion8dmecom/status/1094774478897328129/video/1

10:44pm Feb 10th 2019

Spring is just around the corner, little rhododendron. Hang in there. 🌸 [41/365] bit.ly/2SGkGjP pic.twitter.com/nBtytIHoaL

10:41pm Feb 10th 2019

Dang I wish I was singing with Dolly. #Grammys2019 pic.twitter.com/0St1GKtCYO

8:07pm Feb 10th 2019

@rationaldoge No hat, no gloves, barely a scarf! Asking for a fierce cold.

2:21pm Feb 10th 2019

I’m most disappointed that people of influence aren’t dressed appropriately for the weather. Everyone is going to get sick!

2:19pm Feb 10th 2019

RT @DisavowTrump20: Kamala Harris is “not likeable.”

Elizabeth Warren is “a liar.”

Amy Klobuchar is “mean.”

Kirsten Gillibrand is “too…

12:39pm Feb 10th 2019

All caught up! Please don’t ask how many ends I’ve woven in. [40/365]
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#ravelry #esktrackerkal #teamknitmunk

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1094471495924019200

11:41pm Feb 9th 2019

Yesterday morning I went out to clear the snow off my car before heading to work. As I opened the door of the fence…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1094093989320503301

10:41pm Feb 8th 2019

Every winter Jason and I start making a list of places we’d rather live… I guess at least the snow is pretty some…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1093716456028729344

9:41pm Feb 7th 2019

This is a lot of snow. #captainobvious

8:13am Feb 7th 2019

@dreamwell_ali Accessibility is an ongoing struggle, of course. I thought about maybe talking about all the AI/voic…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1093307693048188935

6:37pm Feb 6th 2019

@msrobinson_mn Yes! This is a very interesting thing happening lately! Big companies trying to mimic “homegrown” values undercover…

6:36pm Feb 6th 2019

@doniamae True! Everyone keeps asking about what I ate.

6:35pm Feb 6th 2019

I could probably lecture my coworkers for 15 minutes about how terrible “click here” is…

3:20pm Feb 6th 2019

@mightee i’ll look into it!

3:19pm Feb 6th 2019

@doniamae i was wondering if it’d be too braggy to talk about my vacation for 15 minutes, haha. but i definitely took photos… 🤔

3:19pm Feb 6th 2019