Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

November 2019

I spent a little time organizing the board game closet today: Jason and I have two copies of (basic) Scrabble and t…

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1:18am 30 Nov 2019

RT @iboudreau: Here is a thread of dogs who destroyed Thanksgiving dinner

10:02am 29 Nov 2019

RT @deejayndn: Alabama
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Hawaii
Illinois
Iowa
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Massachusetts
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6:50pm 28 Nov 2019

@NouvelleBlague I would def put some of that on my plate!

6:44pm 28 Nov 2019

@NouvelleBlague Cut glass salad! Before it completely fell apart. pic.twitter.com/WVblfSEJ0B

4:04pm 28 Nov 2019

@NouvelleBlague I have a jello salad today. Will share a photo for you later pic.twitter.com/bETVP9cWDG

11:40am 28 Nov 2019

Frozen za for dinner tonight. [331/365] ift.tt/33nsatn pic.twitter.com/R2otjXPneG

1:16am 28 Nov 2019

I am finally diving into the world of custom Gutenberg blocks with ACF and I AM STUPIDLY EXCITED. pic.twitter.com/PThhEQNtot

11:13am 27 Nov 2019

This hurts my heart. 💔

7:26am 27 Nov 2019

7:15am 27 Nov 2019

Someone needs more practice with licking whipped cream of his nose. [330/365] ift.tt/2QTVDZn pic.twitter.com/d27bdDGXpr

11:16pm 26 Nov 2019

11:03pm 25 Nov 2019

Dear everyone, please remove “the truth is” as a sentence prefix from your vocabulary ASAP.

7:25am 25 Nov 2019

It happened really fast, but there was a little bit of fire on that chilly horizon line tonight. [328/365]…

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9:03pm 24 Nov 2019

My husband and I are watching Game of Thrones (first timers, mid-season 6, no spoilers, plz), he is petting the Sia…

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7:38pm 23 Nov 2019

i wish i could figure out this stupid thermostat

7:54am 23 Nov 2019

Today some coworkers and I went to Popeye’s right when they opened at 10:30am to “research” the new spicy chicken s…

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12:37am 23 Nov 2019

@NouvelleBlague Live tweeting from Target pic.twitter.com/HXi74I1L5U

8:03pm 22 Nov 2019

@NouvelleBlague my last job helped me develop a somewhat moderate hatred for that effing font

9:33am 22 Nov 2019

Do I know any Ninja Forms experts? Is there any way to block a specific person from submitting a form on my website…

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9:31am 22 Nov 2019

Newest project: “down the road and back again,” inspired by the Golden Girls. Thank you for being a friend… 🎶 [32…

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10:37pm 21 Nov 2019

My program manager just brought up CCPA (which I’ve never heard of) and now we’re both Googling, trying to figure o…

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8:22am 21 Nov 2019

@Robin2go @amandaesque @epersonae @halvorson Like a boss – put dish soap in the dishwasher, turn it on, then go take a nap. 😎

10:41pm 20 Nov 2019

@stevecantsmell I just woke up an hour before my alarm… can’t remember the last time I slept through an entire night.

5:38am 20 Nov 2019

Sisters twinning 👯‍♀️ in our @NKOTB tank tops at the annual weigh in for the Beat the Bird challenge with…

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10:06pm 19 Nov 2019

RT @NouvelleBlague: Hey people – I’m looking for freelance writing/content or social gigs, specifically marketing or advertising. Pls reply…

6:15pm 19 Nov 2019

Current status: 5 rows ‘til yarn chicken. [322/365] .
#ESKSimplyScandinavianKAL #EatSleepKnit #Ravelry

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12:06am 19 Nov 2019

@mightee 🤦‍♀️

6:55pm 18 Nov 2019

Um, yeah I wanna win a new MacBook Pro… formidableforms.com/?rpid=1&rpr=15…

9:06am 18 Nov 2019

My top 2 reasons for returning to Minnesota. [321/365] ift.tt/2r1AK3A pic.twitter.com/MHs0klhnxk

10:06pm 17 Nov 2019