Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

April 2017

Here’s another Real Problem™ I have right now: I have an Oasis song stuck in my head.

9:44am 30 Apr 2017

Tomorrow is #MinneWebCon and my first solo speaking gig. I think the expression on this little… instagram.com/p/BTg2WVJlU3K/

8:43am 30 Apr 2017

Girl Scout gold award recipient with my partner in crime, @ruralgrrrl. Also experiencing imposter syndrome this wee…

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8:25am 30 Apr 2017

@doniamae Same. Not 6am same, but def woke up an hour before my alarm unnecessarily.

7:32am 29 Apr 2017

@doniamae 💛💛💛 I think there are some company events coming up that will help me socialize! I just haven’t had to jo…

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5:58pm 28 Apr 2017

4:47pm 28 Apr 2017

Mini facial? Tea leaf reading? Sounds like #MyPerfectWorld to me!

#contest @origins… instagram.com/p/BTcf9thlNlK/

4:10pm 28 Apr 2017

Hey, how are you?

I’m doing okay. I am really dying to work on my gardens at home but neither… instagram.com/p/BTcUMdaloTA/

2:27pm 28 Apr 2017

Two weeks in, I don’t know how to make new friends. Too cold to go outside. I am taking a 15 minute break to just stand up in my cube. 😐

1:41pm 28 Apr 2017

one of my fave knitting group spots makes me smell like grease now 🙁 a coffee shop that recently added late night bar food/drinks, blech.

10:03pm 27 Apr 2017

@doniamae Hmm – you mean the photo I posted over the weekend? Not that – I bought something a little classier. 🙂

4:56pm 27 Apr 2017

Bought a special little something off of Etsy that I’m excited to wear to #MinneWebCon… 4 more sleeps! pic.twitter.com/E0D3C4Wx2I

4:36pm 27 Apr 2017

@dreamwell_ali I have enough hair balls in my house with purposely creating them 😉😂

4:02pm 27 Apr 2017

RT @christineliuart: Knitting is programming. Sewing is engineering. Baking is chemistry. Women have been STEM pioneers longer than they’ve…

2:17pm 26 Apr 2017

Lunchroom leftovers: big pile of bread. But I kid you not: it may be the most flavorful bread I’ve ever eaten. #foodagencylife

2:17pm 26 Apr 2017

@G8rDawn More like and then the AWESOME CONTINUED! I <3 Match Game.

9:19am 26 Apr 2017

“Mark Goodson presented Gene with a knitting kit as a gift of thanks for making Match Game the number one daytime program on television.”

6:28am 26 Apr 2017

8:38pm 25 Apr 2017

@rochebeedee Photos plz

8:36pm 25 Apr 2017

A few years ago I had the worst experience w/ a very sexist programmer. Today I found his name all over a website I will be maintaining.

8:34pm 25 Apr 2017

I want to order pizza every night. My bank account says no. My struggle is real.

4:42pm 25 Apr 2017

@doniamae I would def DVR that episode!

7:06am 25 Apr 2017

@doniamae Really life Forensic Files just waiting to happen!

6:23am 25 Apr 2017

Today’s Facebook translation gem, from my Taiwanese sister-in-law: “trying to test my heart load.”

11:03am 24 Apr 2017

RT @ValaAfshar: 1957: 13 people deliver a computer

2017: person can hold 13 computers in one hand

[both photos at same location] https:/…

6:37pm 23 Apr 2017

I mean, if I have to spend a beautiful April Sunday in Minnesota with my computer, at least I… instagram.com/p/BTPg0HaFM1s/

3:08pm 23 Apr 2017

Spring! Chicken nugget-eating squirrel is trying to carry half a box up into its nest & our cardinal couple are more in love than ever.

2:49pm 23 Apr 2017

Today: take the @MinneWebCon presentation to the patio & perfect it! #SEOintheSUN 💻⛱☀️ #NotMagicSEO

10:47am 23 Apr 2017

8:08am 23 Apr 2017

@doniamae Bruins won finally, I’m going to bed. 💤 Have fun with your late night noding!

9:55pm 21 Apr 2017