Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

December 2016

On the second day after I got to the UMN Twin Cities campus, I walked into the admin offices at… instagram.com/p/BOq1UT5F1vX/

11:09pm 30 Dec 2016

RT @ms_rezai: You should be legally required to disclose if you have put raisins into baked goods.

Think about it until you agree.

11:03pm 28 Dec 2016

@BReynoldsMN got serious. So sad. 💔

11:02pm 28 Dec 2016

Internet, where do you find your decently priced, nice vacations to tropical places? I am not finding good deals. #needtotravel

7:58pm 27 Dec 2016

@diana_rajchel definitely an option! But now I have guilt because of the freezing rain.

2:12pm 25 Dec 2016

I didn’t plan this no-travel Christmas weekend very well. No snacks and no sweets in the house. What am I gonna do!

1:58pm 25 Dec 2016

My teammate Crystal, building “the township of cuntville.” Apologies to Warner and my husband.…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/812895198317527041

11:38pm 24 Dec 2016

“Alexa… call Uber for a ride to the grocery store. I need snacks.” #averyvaginalchristmas

10:00pm 24 Dec 2016

@DRyanBerg so dramatically different from the US cover, very Lichtenstein-ian. Why?

11:05am 23 Dec 2016

Don’t recall the last time I did a #SecretSanta gift exchange & I’m sort of terrible at gifts but today I found the best thing – excited! 🎅

10:01pm 22 Dec 2016

Shine bright in 2017 via @tenapettis of @tena_cious. bit.ly/ShineBright2017 » I think my 2017 theme is gonna be ‘potential’. How ’bout you?

4:19pm 22 Dec 2016

RT @estellevw: U do have areas of expertise u can share. If u think “this easy” then you’re an expert in that area.It’s not “easy” for othe…

6:53pm 21 Dec 2016

Medicine head is real, as is evidenced by how hard the Mucinex has messed up my consciousness tonight.

9:33pm 19 Dec 2016

RT @tena_cious: Did you see our #giveaway on #Instagram?! Win awesome #free stuff every day this week. instagram.com/tena_cious

9:29pm 19 Dec 2016

“My philosophy is if you worry, you suffer twice.” – Newt Scamander #FantasticBeasts

5:48pm 19 Dec 2016

xmas at @tena_cious today! brunch & cozy blankets. mine has a quote from yoda & it’s amazing. 😀 society6.com/product/amy104… #StarWars

11:32am 19 Dec 2016

Yesterday I watched at least 100 people achieve their black belts in taekwondo. Whether it was… instagram.com/p/BOL3t-_FJ23/

10:34pm 18 Dec 2016

@damncutekitty find your inner cougar! It could be fun.

11:42am 18 Dec 2016

@dreamwell_ali snow so far… supposed to get to -20 by 8pm tonight or something wacky 😬 then I bet it’ll be ice!

8:52am 17 Dec 2016

@dreamwell_ali I’m guessing that Twin Citizens stayed in bed this morning! I’m surprised there isn’t more red on ou…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/810127965292036096

8:22am 17 Dec 2016

RT @MPRnews: “I didn’t get to do everything I wanted … but I sure can’t complain,” – One last flight bit.ly/2gFdo99 via @newscut

12:52pm 16 Dec 2016

@doniamae outdoor lights? that’s super smart! no more bundling up just to go out for five second to plug ’em in

12:44pm 16 Dec 2016

12:43pm 16 Dec 2016

been trying to psyche myself up to go out to a mall to do xmas shopping all morning, but i’m still in my pajamas & i see snow falling.

12:41pm 16 Dec 2016

Including me, too! 😀 #minnewebcon

11:31am 15 Dec 2016

@doniamae @kosamari that is too funny! I am a pretty slow knitter though. What size sweater we talking? 😉

8:05am 12 Dec 2016

I am gonna miss the hell out of you, @nuwebmistress, with your amazing staff and beautiful… instagram.com/p/BN5pbWWFTYf/

8:43pm 11 Dec 2016

@diana_rajchel that’d be nice, I do often enjoy the aroma more than the flavor!

9:50am 11 Dec 2016

Eliminating sugar from my morning cup of coffee. I sure wish I liked the flavor of any coffee ever.

9:12am 11 Dec 2016

I accidentally got buried in a Shutterfly-shaped hole about 8 hours ago. Relieved to have clawed my way out – one memory book richer!

10:34pm 10 Dec 2016