Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

January 2017

“In a world of disorder & disaster and fraud, sometimes only beauty can be trusted.” Eat, Pray, Love so far makes m…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/826645048280379392

10:15pm 31 Jan 2017

do I know any #stripeAPI developers? I’m trying to create a custom payment button but having trouble getting the charge to process.

9:51am 31 Jan 2017

Today I can’t even pretend I’m a back-end developer.

3:09pm 30 Jan 2017

“There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.” – Edith Wharton (via @Teri_Johnson in my inbox)

8:25am 30 Jan 2017

“Did you fart?” “No, did you?” “No.” “You sure?” “Not sure.” #marriedpeopleconversations

10:14pm 29 Jan 2017

Fancypants belated birthday gift date night from Karyn & Bryan. — eating dinner with my love at Broders’ Pasta Bar fb.me/8Af4VAhvS

6:11pm 29 Jan 2017

Yes, I DVR’d “Puppybowl Puppies: where are they now?”

11:42pm 27 Jan 2017

“I have been building the world…where women are employed in a way that respects the realities of their lives…” spacecadetyarn.com/2017/01/27/cre…

9:43am 27 Jan 2017

RT @tena_cious: Jen and Aaron are excited about what they do, which inspired the us to rock their new #website! thisispurefreedom.com #he…

8:47pm 26 Jan 2017

Just watched #ThisIsUs episode where Kevin explains the play he’s in and now I’m like 😭😩😭😩😭

7:59pm 26 Jan 2017

@hey_germano YOU ARE THE BEST! Solved. Boom.

3:43pm 26 Jan 2017

#javascript fun! plz answer my problem: when studentsNumber=3 switch/case goes to default, but when studentsNumber=…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/824731161188507654

3:30pm 26 Jan 2017

@doniamae oh, I must’ve! You’re contagious.

12:22pm 25 Jan 2017

It’s Wednesday and I’m full of apathy and loathing.

12:05pm 25 Jan 2017

@doniamae I’ve been so far removed from “real” programming for so long that I’m still shocked I remember how!

3:09pm 24 Jan 2017

Today’s developer win: I wrote a JS switch statement inside the Stripe checkout API for a dynamic purchase button. It’s the little things.

1:02pm 24 Jan 2017

True story: I helped launch more than 30 websites & sales pages in 2016. Excited for all of our website clients at…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/823672432099753984

5:23pm 23 Jan 2017

RT @UIE: 3 Ways to Improve Accessibility in Your Designs – ow.ly/pfa2308gI2W

11:25am 23 Jan 2017

My photo of the day from the #WomensMarch in St. Paul: not my daughter, but an important… instagram.com/p/BPkmstOlMwT/

9:38am 22 Jan 2017

@AaronWahlstrom you’re right! 😂

5:15pm 21 Jan 2017

Yup, this bar in St. Paul just erupted in a roar of cheers for @cher at the #WomensMarch. #whyIMarch pic.twitter.com/jJHWMtJd8r

3:09pm 21 Jan 2017

Side note: I had to get a parental note every time even though I knew the theater staff by name & they obviously saw me visit previously.

10:35pm 19 Jan 2017

Seeing it replay on tv now, it’s not even a little bit familiar to me. I’ve repressed the whole movie.

10:34pm 19 Jan 2017

I saw Judge Dredd at least 5 times in theater the summer of ’95 because I had friends that kept asking me to go, I had nothing better to do

10:33pm 19 Jan 2017

@doniamae stay strong, lady. We can make it through this. 💕

8:13am 19 Jan 2017

@doniamae oh I just laughed so hard at that! Maybe you need to borrow my mug sometime?

8:03am 19 Jan 2017

My blood type is B Positive, which I like to think is a good life motto. @bkwilly21 knows I try,… instagram.com/p/BPcs6gxFMiV/

7:58am 19 Jan 2017

Finished Object: One Big Granny Square Blanket pork-chop.org/blog/finished-… pic.twitter.com/506xqWWvmh

6:29pm 18 Jan 2017

It’s probably been 15+ years since I consciously listened to Nine Inch Nails’ Hurt but it sounds way wonky to me right now.

4:16pm 18 Jan 2017

Seriously. How do I stop getting spam messages about the domain I purchased last week!? Enough already!

4:02pm 18 Jan 2017