Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

March 2017

Just watched Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies. Now CatDog is playing. TV is not providing a lot of quality choices tonight.

8:05pm 31 Mar 2017

RT @MaxWendkos: An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol

11:15pm 29 Mar 2017

@PetSmart might wanna check your marketing automation – I’ve received the same email about Blue Buffalo cat food 4 times so far today.

8:33pm 28 Mar 2017

Noodle-y lunch on a day when you are feeling the ill effects of having coughed all through sleeptime the night before… bad idea.

10:51am 28 Mar 2017

How many goddamn emojis do we really need? #getoffmylawn #crabbyoldwoman

5:27pm 27 Mar 2017

Having visited Oceanside again re-raises questions about #WheresHeath? #TheWalkingDead #FreshBuzz @AMCTalkingDead

8:42pm 26 Mar 2017

Why is Rose Gold such a Big Deal?

2:50pm 26 Mar 2017

Went into cat-free guest bedroom to block a knit project. When I came out 30min. later, Siamese was huddled just outside the door. My buddy.

1:01pm 26 Mar 2017

Hey #LulaRoe fans, be careful flying @united! m.startribune.com/traveler-repor…

10:48am 26 Mar 2017

Every weekend. Adulting always gets in the way.

9:48pm 25 Mar 2017

This is similar to what happened to me earlier! You go in for one thing and the next thing you know… ➰

9:47pm 25 Mar 2017

10 more ends to weave in. Killllll meeeeee. #knitterproblems

9:44pm 25 Mar 2017

Went into my craft closet for one skein of yarn and ended up organizing a whole lot of stuff. I officially have enough yarn. Forever.

6:25pm 25 Mar 2017

@rachmariepr just messin’ with ya, girl 😊

8:44am 24 Mar 2017

@dreamwell_ali @advicepig for sure! It’s only ever medical stuff that I need a fax for.

8:44am 24 Mar 2017

@advicepig thank you for the tip!

7:26am 24 Mar 2017

When are we gonna be able to “fax” over the internet? Medical clinics stressing me out.

7:23am 24 Mar 2017

@pork_chop aaaaand I am actually watching Eva Gabor make this show a hot mess.

6:27am 24 Mar 2017

RT @AnnettePriest: Even Chanel is ready to see more women in tech. 😍 pic.twitter.com/toq7iTuLoy

6:17am 24 Mar 2017

Eva Gardner was terrible at Match Game.

6:17am 24 Mar 2017

@rachmariepr but what about “🌮”? 😉

4:11am 24 Mar 2017

Currently? Sick and whiny. #WhoAreYouIn4Words

8:02pm 23 Mar 2017

@rachmariepr that’s 6 words! Or maybe just 5…?

8:02pm 23 Mar 2017

Temp was 100° this morning, 97.8° around 10am, 96° at 4pm and a little bit ago back up to 100°. My body is confused.

7:31pm 23 Mar 2017

RT @RosevilleMN_FD: Texting while in a parking lot is still dangerous. Do Not Text & Drive! pic.twitter.com/qCzRO85Cn1

7:29pm 23 Mar 2017

@KatieK2 did you catch the guy that called Drew “Bob”?

7:28pm 23 Mar 2017

@jennapederson go, girl! *snaps* 🐶

4:28am 23 Mar 2017

100.7° – can’t even remember the last time I had a fever. Fun! /not

4:27am 23 Mar 2017

Hotdish: 1 – My domestic goddess skills: 0. Time to order a pizza…

5:22pm 22 Mar 2017

@PropTartMN agree!

5:21pm 22 Mar 2017