pork-CHOP tweets

We watched a scary movie. Happy new year! I’m afraid to go to bed!

I wish there was an app like Uber but for @MetroTransitMN busses – especially between transfers in the winter.

Today I am thinking about fancy cheese, in addition to my standard thoughts about yarn.

@ms_ericaaaaa unless maybe i can nap at the party? but then we’re back to the sleeping on floors thing.

@ms_ericaaaaa i was considering going out to celebrate, but it’s probably not cool if i leave by 9 to get to bed at a reasonable time.

Time for a kitkat. Then mouth wash. Hope my tooth doesn’t fall out.

Just asked @IsItTheGenes to try to wiggle a tooth that is bothering me because I’m a hypochondriac. Relationship milestone?

One of these days I’ll admit I don’t know how to make Pasta-roni and I’ll read the instructions before I start.

Also: traffic really is awful. Glad I caught the early bus as the regular bus to my transfer will definitely be late.

Took a photo of the Metrodome during morning commute, half expected it to be mostly demolished during evening commute. It’s still there.

@best_day_ever I believe it! I have a couple of ideas, but I need to get to a yarn store to really decide.

introduced to an interesting year-long knitting project by @best_day_ever and now all i can think about is yarn. of course!

i’m on mars wp.me/pCoBp-adcs5

solved my own problem. i hope. thanks, google. sorry i’m lazy sometimes, twitter.

dumb ios q: did twitter release some kind of weird setting update? i am getting all kinds of tweet notifications on lock screen. annoyed

Some waiting-for-bus attire in MN today: 2 pairs of socks, 2 scarves, fleece-lined tights under jeans, long-sleeve tee under sweater.

So the gov’t is tracking me while I cuddle my cats and knit? I’m down with that. Maybe they should join me sometime.

Breakfast at Christmas time instagram.com/p/igylP1m0-j/

Sunset in Robbinsdale is lovely tonight instagram.com/p/icVp1Im08u/

@Optimizely I think I got it mostly figured out, but I’ll keep you on my radar! Thanks!

work related: trying to use optimizely for a/b testing except my script isn’t finding a function and dependent css isn’t loading.

found new way to get blood flowing after lunch: raise the desk to standing level. btw, i’m out of shape.

@amandaesque i went to a maine beach in september. it was so weird to see the mainers in their bikinis while i bundled myself up…

snowblower at 7:30am on christmas morning? i hate my neighbor right now.

I’m learning that one can no longer win The Game of Life without going to college.

@IsItTheGenes says he’s in an “open relationship” instagram.com/p/iVPBP1G00M/

Waiting for my afternoon transfer stinks.