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@doniamae Got a Google Home at work today – and was reading about the broadcast option if you have multiple Google…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1100608273680662528
Also: built in pillow top mattresses have made making the bed/changing the sheets a horrible chore. Or maybe I need…
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How does my deaf cat, who was sleeping soundly on the sofa downstairs, know that I am making the bed upstairs and need an assist?
Suck it, cabin fever. My bright red face means I conquered you, at least for tonight. 👊 [57/365]…
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My team at work got a Google Home to experiment with. Do you have an AI assistant in your office? How do you use it?
currently banging my head against an old wordpress template that uses query_posts because why not pic.twitter.com/DEPF1pbxt3
@doniamae Good to know for the future but no plans to visit again anytime soon. 💩
Is WooCommerce the only WordPress e-commerce solution? Is there a similar service you prefer for custom development…
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Tonight I played LEGO Harry Potter for several hours. Tomorrow night I will make up for all that sitting by being t…
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Just played LEGO Harry Potter years 5–7 for more than 3 hours. Finished the story but I’m less than 50% done with t…
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@doniamae I really wanted to go to the top of that building when I was in San Francisco!
Every spring I think to myself, “this is going to be the year I get the windows cleaned!” And then suddenly it’s th…
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@mightee Yup. I even walked past some stuff that needed to be cleaned…
All caught up! Also including some of the silly/cute toys I collected from vending machines in Taiwan, you know, fo…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1099529752413700097
@katie_LF What garbage! I’m sorry you were on the receiving end of that.
Ellipses is Ravenclaw, Sio is Hufflepuff and Ampersand is Gryffindor. pic.twitter.com/3o3CKAHa41
“Other duties as assigned,” amiright? [53/365] ift.tt/2BKa3mn pic.twitter.com/i0o0CX1HSB
@missycovington Yes, it was always the cat’s fault when I was young. And he still loved me…
How do I do this? I want to try this. “With the magic of modern technology, emails can deliver a targeted image bas…
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Another reason I love where I work: the office closed at 2pm so we all got to beat a cruddy rush hour to head home…
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Pay for knitting patterns if only to help the dedicated designers create more delightful patterns! 🧶
10,000 designers sold patterns on Rav last month.
We don't know what % are trying to make a business out of designing but it continues to be tough any way you cut it.
Jan is the best month and only 300 folks did more than $1000 in sales.
Numbers: https://t.co/7i3DjriG7R
— Cassidy Forbes (@outcassed) February 20, 2019
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The bad news: It's snowing. Again.
The better news: You should have this winter driving stuff down pat. Remember: Snow doesn’t cause crashes. Poor driving decisions cause crashes. Slow down and drive to conditions. Turn on those headlights. #mnwx pic.twitter.com/qU5v9III58— MN State Patrol (@MnDPS_MSP) February 20, 2019
So you want to set a record for snowfall in February, huh? #nothanks #howdoimovesomewherethatisalwayswarm [50/365]…
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Here is a real problem I have: chicken causes me extreme tooth sensitivity pain. The “prescription” toothpaste from…
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Jason: “wow, the moon is really big tonight!”
Me, 10 minutes later and seeing the moon shine through the blinds fro…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1097717839337869314
“Having a talk about llamas doesn’t make them llamas.” <3
Have the talk: https://t.co/aZrdQcFlum #depressionlies #YouAreNotAlone pic.twitter.com/lpl1vRlJGv
— Jenny Lawson (@TheBloggess) February 18, 2019
@ari4nne oh crud – i meant crow pose! it was definitely bed time. pic.twitter.com/n2girJuT1z
I attempted pigeon pose for just a second too long, fell forward, and bonked my head. Then I let down my knees and…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1097356035264860160
Not gonna lie: I’m getting really tired of ssk yo and yo k2tog. I knocked out three colors on this scarf this weeke…
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