Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

@doniamae Got a Google Home at work today – and was reading about the broadcast option if you have multiple Google…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1100608273680662528

10:07pm Feb 26th 2019

Also: built in pillow top mattresses have made making the bed/changing the sheets a horrible chore. Or maybe I need…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1100607426972315653

10:03pm Feb 26th 2019

How does my deaf cat, who was sleeping soundly on the sofa downstairs, know that I am making the bed upstairs and need an assist?

10:02pm Feb 26th 2019

Suck it, cabin fever. My bright red face means I conquered you, at least for tonight. 👊 [57/365]…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1100601882488254464

9:41pm Feb 26th 2019

My team at work got a Google Home to experiment with. Do you have an AI assistant in your office? How do you use it?

5:50pm Feb 26th 2019

currently banging my head against an old wordpress template that uses query_posts because why not pic.twitter.com/DEPF1pbxt3

1:29pm Feb 26th 2019

@doniamae Good to know for the future but no plans to visit again anytime soon. 💩

10:43am Feb 26th 2019

Is WooCommerce the only WordPress e-commerce solution? Is there a similar service you prefer for custom development…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1100435982682333185

10:42am Feb 26th 2019

Tonight I played LEGO Harry Potter for several hours. Tomorrow night I will make up for all that sitting by being t…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1100269620341211136

11:41pm Feb 25th 2019

Just played LEGO Harry Potter years 5–7 for more than 3 hours. Finished the story but I’m less than 50% done with t…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1100254121406447617

10:39pm Feb 25th 2019

@doniamae I really wanted to go to the top of that building when I was in San Francisco!

10:38pm Feb 25th 2019

Every spring I think to myself, “this is going to be the year I get the windows cleaned!” And then suddenly it’s th…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1099907909482369024

11:44pm Feb 24th 2019

@mightee Yup. I even walked past some stuff that needed to be cleaned…

10:45pm Feb 24th 2019

All caught up! Also including some of the silly/cute toys I collected from vending machines in Taiwan, you know, fo…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1099529752413700097

10:41pm Feb 23rd 2019

@katie_LF What garbage! I’m sorry you were on the receiving end of that.

12:49pm Feb 23rd 2019

Ellipses is Ravenclaw, Sio is Hufflepuff and Ampersand is Gryffindor. pic.twitter.com/3o3CKAHa41

8:02am Feb 23rd 2019

“Other duties as assigned,” amiright? [53/365] ift.tt/2BKa3mn pic.twitter.com/i0o0CX1HSB

11:41pm Feb 22nd 2019

@missycovington Yes, it was always the cat’s fault when I was young. And he still loved me…

8:54pm Feb 22nd 2019

How do I do this? I want to try this. “With the magic of modern technology, emails can deliver a targeted image bas…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1098956870159613953

8:45am Feb 22nd 2019

Heartinis and knitting at Hy-Vee tonight. To quote one of my knitty friends: “Best decision made today!” 💗🍹 [52/365…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1098789903511506944

9:41pm Feb 21st 2019

Another reason I love where I work: the office closed at 2pm so we all got to beat a cruddy rush hour to head home…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1098387999337971712

7:04pm Feb 20th 2019

Pay for knitting patterns if only to help the dedicated designers create more delightful patterns! 🧶

3:26pm Feb 20th 2019

❄️☃️❄️

8:59am Feb 20th 2019

So you want to set a record for snowfall in February, huh? #nothanks #howdoimovesomewherethatisalwayswarm [50/365]…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1098080217514627072

10:41pm Feb 19th 2019

Here is a real problem I have: chicken causes me extreme tooth sensitivity pain. The “prescription” toothpaste from…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1097919667375652866

12:03pm Feb 19th 2019

Jason: “wow, the moon is really big tonight!”
Me, 10 minutes later and seeing the moon shine through the blinds fro…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1097717839337869314

10:41pm Feb 18th 2019

“Having a talk about llamas doesn’t make them llamas.” <3

6:06pm Feb 18th 2019

@ari4nne oh crud – i meant crow pose! it was definitely bed time. pic.twitter.com/n2girJuT1z

6:56am Feb 18th 2019

I attempted pigeon pose for just a second too long, fell forward, and bonked my head. Then I let down my knees and…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1097356035264860160

10:44pm Feb 17th 2019

Not gonna lie: I’m getting really tired of ssk yo and yo k2tog. I knocked out three colors on this scarf this weeke…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1097355422799929345

10:41pm Feb 17th 2019