Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

Delighted by @SaraMG’s reference to “syntactic sugar” in PHP7.3 – trailing commas. 😆 #mwphp19

10:38am Mar 8th 2019

Same! I had no idea.

10:06am Mar 8th 2019

🙌

9:47am Mar 8th 2019

RT @anaxamaxan: Article mentioned by @JessicaMauerhan in her #mwphp19 keynote: How Developers Stop Learning: Rise of the Expert Beginner -…

9:28am Mar 8th 2019

I have colleagues who have thanked me for being so nice. 🤔 @JessicaMauerhan #mwphp19 pic.twitter.com/01Uv5wkKlo

9:11am Mar 8th 2019

@doniamae Now I’m that awkward girl laughing out loud, alone 😉

8:43am Mar 8th 2019

Don’t mind me – just that awkward girl making a mess with powdered sugar pastry in the ballroom. #mwphp19

8:38am Mar 8th 2019

Why are the conferences I attend always on Friday/Saturday now? I am exhausted from a busy work week and I don’t kn…

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7:14am Mar 8th 2019

Desk decorations are proportionately weird based on how long you’ve occupied a desk. Is that baby flipping me off?…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1103999270980603904

6:41am Mar 8th 2019

Mentally preparing myself for #mwphp19 tomorrow, as well as charging up the portable batteries and getting signed i…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1103876206099718144

10:32pm Mar 7th 2019

Crowded into the Aster Cafe’s River Room with 750 other people to see Dan Navarro perform once again. Always one of…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1103531160741777408

11:41pm Mar 6th 2019

Portrait mode for that bacon. 🥓 This is the only thing I took a photo of today and I’m not mad because it was delic…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1103153694558900224

10:41pm Mar 5th 2019

German Studies BA & Front End Developer 👋

6:46am Mar 5th 2019

I got an Amazon Fire over the weekend because my iPad 2 is dying. All I use it for is YouTube & a browser-based yog…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1102912864715792385

6:44am Mar 5th 2019

Breakfast at 6am, dinner at 6pm. I can’t just always leave food out for them because these fools will overeat and m…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1102791257074614272

10:41pm Mar 4th 2019

15 years in tech and I literally did get a side gig at a yarn store and I was sad when it ended and I wish it could…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1102784492136210434

10:14pm Mar 4th 2019

“Are you still watching Grace & Frankie?” I’ve never felt more judged, Netflix. pic.twitter.com/5RSGOOi0yS

10:04pm Mar 4th 2019

I have so many home and garden plans for this year but they all involve outside temps over 50°. At minimum. Please.…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1102398719629148160

8:41pm Mar 3rd 2019

@SaraSoueidan Ooh – I had no idea! Thank you for this post! Definitely gonna put it to good use! 👌

9:36am Mar 3rd 2019

Some of my purchases at Target today… I’m ready for spring. [61/365] ift.tt/2tJyfB6 pic.twitter.com/2Ue1ZBVwzw

10:41pm Mar 2nd 2019

@EmmaWedekind It’s been my fave for a loooong time 💕

2:57pm Mar 2nd 2019

March: in like a lion, out like a… 🐑 🤞 [60/365] ift.tt/2tHDYaG pic.twitter.com/s2ja1M20Uq

8:41pm Mar 1st 2019

RT @RNIB: Make sure you capitalize the first letter of each word in hashtags so that screen reader software reads out each word separately.…

8:41am Mar 1st 2019

The snowiest February for the Twin Cities since 1962. The fourth snowiest month of all (recorded) time. I’ll take t…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1101341699610165248

10:41pm Feb 28th 2019

This thread is Twin Cities history gold 🙌

10:26pm Feb 28th 2019

I feel like I need to learn more about PHP but I also feel tired. pic.twitter.com/Vf8yEoalYy

8:54am Feb 28th 2019

I feel like this is happening more and more on the websites I build — Lazy Loading Video Based on Connection Speed…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1101130872357638144

8:43am Feb 28th 2019

For grocery shopping date night, I decided we should treat ourselves to the “fancy” Hy-Vee in New Hope – only to di…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1101115266430320641

7:41am Feb 28th 2019

Thank you, Starbucks pay-it-forward fun. ☕️🙌

8:31am Feb 27th 2019

Every now and then the mailbox settings on my iPhone will change themselves. Is this normal? I feel like it’s not normal.

7:23am Feb 27th 2019