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I have to give a 15 minute presentation to my colleagues about something interesting regarding food or marketing or…
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It’s February! How did that happen? [37/365] bit.ly/2D9skte pic.twitter.com/bolvYN3xHz
🎉 Win a free ticket to @ConfabEvents – The Content Strategy Conference for those committed to making content more u…
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@dreamwell_ali I’m trying to embrace it but it makes text layout so much more complicated in so many ways.
Hi, I hate the new WordPress block editor.
@kir326 Struggle is real
If I keep going to bed at 9pm then I’ll keep waking up at 4am. But I cannot… keep… my eyes… open…
Solid sheet of ice all over my car. Why do I live in the upper Midwest?
It’s not the first time I’ve had multiple projects on needles, but I can’t remember ever being so *interested* in a…
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I don’t know what time zone my body thinks it’s in but I’m consistently waking up at 4am the last few nights. Mornings? It’s terrible.
I am not really ready to go back to work tomorrow, but I am ready to see my coworkers again. It would be nice if I…
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Today’s challenge: balance my bank/credit card accounts from vacation expenditures. This is going to take some stamina…
Someone only came to my Super Bowl party for the skritchies. [34/365] bit.ly/2t1EY98 pic.twitter.com/xRBCAf6Ukp
I read this aloud to my tiny viewing party. Solid belly laughs here.
Adam Levine looks like he smells like leftover Domino’s Pizza and regret.
— Kate-Madonna Hindes (@girlmeetsgeek) February 4, 2019
It is so weird to go back to normal life after a two week vacation. Like, shouldn’t I be exploring or discovering s…
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I sure missed these fuzz faces. [33/365] bit.ly/2D7fFXR pic.twitter.com/TjVPpG9HTS
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Wonderful*: insomnia on the last night of vacation, before one more airport/flight home.
* not wonderful
Scotland really prepped us for this cold, rainy weather in San Francisco. I might not have had a water-proof purse…
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Jason and I found a friend in San Francisco! bit.ly/2SkF7Tf pic.twitter.com/KAYVy1ELvn
Bus systems that don’t require entrance through the front door/validation with the driver: why bother swiping? I am…
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Yesterday’s adventure/anxiety has left me so tired today. Keep it up for just a few more hours, self. There are hom…
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Jason and I had a big day of driving today. We went from San Francisco to the Winchester Mystery House in San Jose…
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I’m a Manx Loaghtan! 🐑
A NEW ZODIAC COMPRISED SOLELY OF SHEEP BREEDS: A THREAD
YOU CAN'T STOP ME I'M DOING THIS
— Elle Maruska (they/them) (@ellle_em) January 30, 2019
The otters are so cute! The octopi are so mysterious! The hermit crabs are so pinchy!
I am definitely back on Minnesota time, which is not super since I’m in California. Two hours is actually a big difference.
After Jason and I landed (after the 13 hour flight from Hong Kong) & found our AirBnB, we slept for several hours.…
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I casually went to China for a few hours today. No big deal. [30/365] bit.ly/2SfCfqU pic.twitter.com/wxQKOxaLXy
The worst time to get emo about missing your family when you’re at the airport is right before the biometric eyebal…
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