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Every now and then my Siamese will start loudly meowing and yowling. I’m not sure what’s happening but I know he’s…

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RT @csswizardry: But now, in 2019, @Malarkey—whose writing and research paved the way for a lot of my own work entering this field—is helpi…

I went to the beach today. It was not exactly the sort of beach I wish I could visit so easily. [86/365]…

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I visited the gnome tree today. They seem to have survived this past snowiest-winter-since-the-1960s with a smile.…

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I need a meme to properly convey how terrible/how much I hate when someone proposes a link that reads “click here”…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1110689815496921088

What’s worse: a ghost in your baby’s room or 5,000 surprise pop up windows? people.com/human-interest…

She always manages to get water on the side of her face when she drinks from the kitty water fountain. And no matte…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1110341005801414661

I’ve only tried it for 5 seconds and I’m already in love!

That’s an interesting color picker, with previews and color schemes preselected by featured artists.

↬ Color Supplyhttps://t.co/WPoJbSEx4Y pic.twitter.com/9V3TcUQDZe

— Smashing Magazine (@smashingmag) March 24, 2019

I rarely sit at my dining table, but I am today to sort through yarn from a project I just finished. The window is…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1109853071675400202

✅ Days 24 and 25! And can you believe I actually got all those dang ends woven in, too? pic.twitter.com/RYg2GQSOxZ

Soon this will be the Real Deal. (Not soon enough!) [81/365] ift.tt/2TQwMsd pic.twitter.com/dByY3B0a2T

RT @NEStatePatrol: None of this is supposed to be under water.

Here’s what the Missouri River looks like just across from Nebraska City in…

@TheCurrent @BrianOake @Ylvis I don’t think I’ve ever realized how funny this song is! What *does* the fox say?

Above 30°?! Definitely not wearing a coat to work today.

Readers, it was currently 31°F.

My iPhone continues to sync the calendar of a colleague whose calendar I don’t even have sharing privileges with……

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1108694798901395458

Florida man dressed as Fred Flintstone pulled over for driving ‘footmobile’

EVERYBODY google “florida man” followed by your birthday (florida man august 22) and tell me what you get. mine is Florida Man tries to attack neighbor with tractor

— swervin merv (@g_pratimaaa) March 19, 2019

I received this sweet little beauty today. 😊💚 [79/365] ift.tt/2WfQNoD pic.twitter.com/CHxmQxPBfm

Here’s my final bracket results. Husband just looked and laughed, “quite a few Cinderalla stories here.”

Him: “wha…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1108559862227759104

I’ve gotten myself into a spot where I have to choose between Victor E. Viking and Victor E. Bull. How can I choose??

I am intrigued by Pistol Pete.

Definitely the Bearcats. pic.twitter.com/yjz3AAntdh

I realized that I wanted to vote for the Landshark but decided Virginia would beat them. Husband says if it was a S…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1108550150174228482

Him: “Don’t bother looking at their records. It doesn’t make a difference.”
Me: “It could make a difference. In the…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1108547465060511749

“The Anteaters! How is that intimidating?”