Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

I feel like schools that don’t take advantage of their mascot in their logo shouldn’t even both trying. Where’s the whimsy?

7:50pm Mar 20th 2019

“George Clooney! I’m gonna vote for his school.”

7:43pm Mar 20th 2019

I wish I could live stream my process for choosing my March Madness brackets so that my husband doesn’t have to be…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1108543877106073600

7:40pm Mar 20th 2019

@doniamae @sethdrobinson Aw, congrats! 🎉

6:52am Mar 20th 2019

I’m finally thinking about selling my PS2. It’s been a long time since I’ve played SSX Tricky… and, sadly, I don’…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1108350440016658433

6:51am Mar 20th 2019

Every morning lately I get a guilt trip about leaving the house — just when a certain feline is ready for a nap nea…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1108211994820333569

9:41pm Mar 19th 2019

@diana_rajchel Yes! That makes perfect sense.

8:57pm Mar 19th 2019

@diana_rajchel I am feeling a little less grumpy at the moment, but when I really start thinking about I get angry…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1108191834390581248

8:21pm Mar 19th 2019

RT @parkahux: I’ll ask again – Please stop hiring a sole UX contributor into your org to do the work of 5 people, with no career path, no m…

8:13pm Mar 19th 2019

RT @Everyday_IA: HOLY CATS: PRE-ORDERS ARE LIVE abookapart.com/products/every…

5:23pm Mar 19th 2019

@diana_rajchel I think of my best Twitter rants when I’m driving and can’t fully expand upon my grumpiness.

4:57pm Mar 19th 2019

I’m tired of other women telling me to be happy/present/find joy/enjoy life. When I’m stressed/tired/sad, their rem…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1108137343138086914

4:45pm Mar 19th 2019

Double feature kinda night. 🧙‍♂️ Nifflers and Zouwus 4ever. [77/465] ift.tt/2Hv6zcd pic.twitter.com/gJRz8WVaV6

10:41pm Mar 18th 2019

@dreamwell_ali That’s a little different – at least it’s more familiar!

9:15pm Mar 17th 2019

There are many ways to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. This year, I chose cheese. [76/365] ift.tt/2FkqlEV pic.twitter.com/Bprm29d3PS

6:41pm Mar 17th 2019

Giving me the “opportunity to rewrite legacy code” is not the way to sell me a job. That sounds like I’ll be buildi…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1107429334187413504

5:51pm Mar 17th 2019

Bit of a crush now. [75/365] ift.tt/2TYNJjD pic.twitter.com/510V4kuYuu

9:41pm Mar 16th 2019

RT @Jessicae13Eaton: Every time a woman or girl says the words:

‘I know this is a stupid question but…’

Before they ask a completely r…

8:14am Mar 16th 2019

Flashback Friday to that time my bro and I rode a jackalope at Wall Drug. Happy 40th, Ryan! (I still don’t think th…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1106732263142801408

7:41pm Mar 15th 2019

I’m nearing the end of this ADVENTurer scarf so tonight I took some time to get started on weaving in the ends. It’…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1106384982405275648

8:41pm Mar 14th 2019

@doniamae They sure do

3:49pm Mar 14th 2019

The only photo I took on day 72 of the year was of my neighbor’s epic icicle, so I decided to dig way back in my Fl…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1106173603593285634

6:41am Mar 14th 2019

@doniamae Yeah, seems like an obvious answer… don’t run?

6:02am Mar 14th 2019

Friendly reminder from a humble website maker: free services/services you host through another party can be taken a…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1105967012793208832

5:00pm Mar 13th 2019

Who’s shocked by this new college admissions scandal? Other rich people.

6:15am Mar 13th 2019

The desperation for more cheese is so deep that she’ll stoop to licking my fingers when I’m done. [71/365]…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1105675304532627457

9:41pm Mar 12th 2019

And a robin just flew by my kitchen window, landed on the fence nearby, and looked at me as if to say, “Spring is c…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1105609448024879105

5:20pm Mar 12th 2019

RT @beep: good morning @webaim tested the top one million home pages for accessibility issues and the results are equal parts FASCINATING a…

11:45am Mar 12th 2019

Today feels like a fully loaded Monday.

10:37am Mar 12th 2019

A mystery lovely person left some cookies on my desk while I was out. 😍 Also: I miss Cabo. [70/365]…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1105312917438771200

9:41pm Mar 11th 2019