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My sister and her family went to Florida and brought back salt water taffy, a questionable visor for Jason, cat paw…
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Web UXers: I’m going to need to add those pop ups regarding privacy to many of the websites I manage. Is there any…
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Minnesotans, our 10,000 lakes come with a lot of wildlife habitats. Could you please slow your roll and try not to…
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There are buds on that tree, whether or not there is snow on its way. [98/365] bit.ly/2IraGW6 pic.twitter.com/GNynuVK3se
This is the only photo I took today. My intent was to show a mistake I made in the color pattern and then it occurr…
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@mellowbeing Adulting is terrible but necessary ☹️
Everything is SO LOUD when your ears pop after a week of being totally stuffed up.
Bought some expensive decongestants thinking they’d help me sleep, but here I am at 4am again. pic.twitter.com/3Ttknxq34h
I don’t remember why I was such a loner in 5th grade, but I do remember many late afternoons spent with Mrs. Gilkys…
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Whatever happened to Calgon and can it still take me away?
I bought tourist art last spring in San Diego. It was probably overpriced but it hangs in my kitchen, by the back d…
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@kir326 I was playing a goofy level around the herbology class area and when I found the hidden vehicle it wouldn’t…
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I’m finally knitting with the first yarns I dyed! It was last April when I made a weekend trip to Atlanta just to l…
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@kir326 It was 😭
I know my Wii is more than 10 (15?) years old but I was really disappointed when it froze as I was almost done with…
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RT @cinatyte: My kids want me to launch a new poll, so please feel free to amplify this:
Are you…?
Here’s the deal, Apple Watch: I turned off calendar invitation notices so now you have to stop using your crazy hap…
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Recruiters & vendors vastly underestimate how lazy I am: “I know that if you are a developer (a good one), you are…
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New month, new inspiration from @gettoworkbook! Lately I’m thinking a lot about what could be possible in my little…
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I’m caught up through Friday on this year-long knit! I’m really looking forward to busting out that orange again in…
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But also, I’m certain that no one with #TheWalkingDead consulted anyone in Minnesota (the “bold north”) about how w…
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It is dumb that @AMC_TV puts an hour-long show on between @TheWalkingDead and @AMCTalkingDead. Either cancel Talki…
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That tail cross though ❣️ [89/365] ift.tt/2YCsl36 pic.twitter.com/MAC7A62m2a
@avonelleL I’m starting a project with EZTexting. On a call yesterday they seemed very much willing to partner and…
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Five years ago. My Nurse Gramma has passed away so I joined my sister and her family for the road trip home. I bare…
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JK Rowling reveals that you have to be at home and then suddenly get to a point in time and you will have a fun day.
Type “JK Rowling reveals that you” and tap the centre predictive word until it forms a sentence.
— 9GAG (@9GAG) March 28, 2019
Why do I never learn my lesson? No ghost shows before bed. How am I ever going to get to sleep?
I bravely checked the two egress windows. They’re both small but who knows! Someone could shimmy in if they get the…
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I don’t remember this tennis ball but my husband said it’s always been in the toy basket. Okay, but since I didn’t…
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Sometimes it kinda sounds more urgent? And just sends a concern into my brain. A few minutes ago I decided to go in…
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