Recent tweets
I am finally diving into the world of custom Gutenberg blocks with ACF and I AM STUPIDLY EXCITED. pic.twitter.com/PThhEQNtot
This hurts my heart. 💔
This is sickening.
For those who don't know– Snuckles is Sam Dyson's cat. The account is run by his girlfriend.
MLB has a domestic violence problem. pic.twitter.com/97PvanySBF
— Victoria 🥕 (@biaginger) November 26, 2019
😁🎅☃️ mprnews.org/story/2019/11/…
Someone needs more practice with licking whipped cream of his nose. [330/365] ift.tt/2QTVDZn pic.twitter.com/d27bdDGXpr
Mood. [329/365] ift.tt/2XMn1de pic.twitter.com/HcPm7NtMuc
Dear everyone, please remove “the truth is” as a sentence prefix from your vocabulary ASAP.
It happened really fast, but there was a little bit of fire on that chilly horizon line tonight. [328/365]…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1198799261749727233
My husband and I are watching Game of Thrones (first timers, mid-season 6, no spoilers, plz), he is petting the Sia…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1198415634419388416
i wish i could figure out this stupid thermostat
Today some coworkers and I went to Popeye’s right when they opened at 10:30am to “research” the new spicy chicken s…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1198128383164596224
@NouvelleBlague Live tweeting from Target pic.twitter.com/HXi74I1L5U
@NouvelleBlague my last job helped me develop a somewhat moderate hatred for that effing font
Do I know any Ninja Forms experts? Is there any way to block a specific person from submitting a form on my website…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1197900301652709376
Newest project: “down the road and back again,” inspired by the Golden Girls. Thank you for being a friend… 🎶 [32…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1197735764299268103
My program manager just brought up CCPA (which I’ve never heard of) and now we’re both Googling, trying to figure o…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1197520648093999104
@Robin2go @amandaesque @epersonae @halvorson Like a boss – put dish soap in the dishwasher, turn it on, then go take a nap. 😎
@stevecantsmell I just woke up an hour before my alarm… can’t remember the last time I slept through an entire night.
Sisters twinning 👯♀️ in our @NKOTB tank tops at the annual weigh in for the Beat the Bird challenge with…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1197003165301903360
RT @NouvelleBlague: Hey people – I’m looking for freelance writing/content or social gigs, specifically marketing or advertising. Pls reply…
Current status: 5 rows ‘til yarn chicken. [322/365] .
#ESKSimplyScandinavianKAL #EatSleepKnit #Ravelry…
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@mightee 🤦♀️
Um, yeah I wanna win a new MacBook Pro… formidableforms.com/?rpid=1&rpr=15…
My top 2 reasons for returning to Minnesota. [321/365] ift.tt/2r1AK3A pic.twitter.com/MHs0klhnxk
RT @MattTheBrand: therapist: you’re overthinking
me: what if-
therapist: don’t
me: WHAT IF
therapist:
me: what if everyone else is un…
Not only was it 10 years ago that I birthday-gifted myself Hawaii, but apparently 10 years ago in October was also…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1195953760088068096
Why does vacation have to end? [319/365] ift.tt/33SixnJ pic.twitter.com/yltqDMxT3e
@karenmcgrane My sister, Karyn, has taken to collecting Karen memes with unbridled joy.
RT @yafavoriteaunty: My coworker is about to retire this year and has 250 PTO days… district is only going to pay her 30% of those, the r…
Drove Maui for 11 hours. Drank some cocktails, took a relaxing bath, now husband and I are both legs-up-the-wall before bed.
RT @PrincessSushi: This is your reminder to change your furnace filter. A co-worker just found out his year old furnace wasn’t working firs…




