Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

I am finally diving into the world of custom Gutenberg blocks with ACF and I AM STUPIDLY EXCITED. pic.twitter.com/PThhEQNtot

11:13am Nov 27th 2019

This hurts my heart. 💔

7:26am Nov 27th 2019

7:15am Nov 27th 2019

Someone needs more practice with licking whipped cream of his nose. [330/365] ift.tt/2QTVDZn pic.twitter.com/d27bdDGXpr

11:16pm Nov 26th 2019

11:03pm Nov 25th 2019

Dear everyone, please remove “the truth is” as a sentence prefix from your vocabulary ASAP.

7:25am Nov 25th 2019

It happened really fast, but there was a little bit of fire on that chilly horizon line tonight. [328/365]…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1198799261749727233

9:03pm Nov 24th 2019

My husband and I are watching Game of Thrones (first timers, mid-season 6, no spoilers, plz), he is petting the Sia…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1198415634419388416

7:38pm Nov 23rd 2019

i wish i could figure out this stupid thermostat

7:54am Nov 23rd 2019

Today some coworkers and I went to Popeye’s right when they opened at 10:30am to “research” the new spicy chicken s…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1198128383164596224

12:37am Nov 23rd 2019

@NouvelleBlague Live tweeting from Target pic.twitter.com/HXi74I1L5U

8:03pm Nov 22nd 2019

@NouvelleBlague my last job helped me develop a somewhat moderate hatred for that effing font

9:33am Nov 22nd 2019

Do I know any Ninja Forms experts? Is there any way to block a specific person from submitting a form on my website…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1197900301652709376

9:31am Nov 22nd 2019

Newest project: “down the road and back again,” inspired by the Golden Girls. Thank you for being a friend… 🎶 [32…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1197735764299268103

10:37pm Nov 21st 2019

My program manager just brought up CCPA (which I’ve never heard of) and now we’re both Googling, trying to figure o…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1197520648093999104

8:22am Nov 21st 2019

@Robin2go @amandaesque @epersonae @halvorson Like a boss – put dish soap in the dishwasher, turn it on, then go take a nap. 😎

10:41pm Nov 20th 2019

@stevecantsmell I just woke up an hour before my alarm… can’t remember the last time I slept through an entire night.

5:38am Nov 20th 2019

Sisters twinning 👯‍♀️ in our @NKOTB tank tops at the annual weigh in for the Beat the Bird challenge with…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1197003165301903360

10:06pm Nov 19th 2019

RT @NouvelleBlague: Hey people – I’m looking for freelance writing/content or social gigs, specifically marketing or advertising. Pls reply…

6:15pm Nov 19th 2019

Current status: 5 rows ‘til yarn chicken. [322/365] .
#ESKSimplyScandinavianKAL #EatSleepKnit #Ravelry

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1196671012223561729

12:06am Nov 19th 2019

@mightee 🤦‍♀️

6:55pm Nov 18th 2019

Um, yeah I wanna win a new MacBook Pro… formidableforms.com/?rpid=1&rpr=15…

9:06am Nov 18th 2019

My top 2 reasons for returning to Minnesota. [321/365] ift.tt/2r1AK3A pic.twitter.com/MHs0klhnxk

10:06pm Nov 17th 2019

RT @MattTheBrand: therapist: you’re overthinking

me: what if-

therapist: don’t

me: WHAT IF

therapist:

me: what if everyone else is un…

1:06am Nov 17th 2019

Not only was it 10 years ago that I birthday-gifted myself Hawaii, but apparently 10 years ago in October was also…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1195953760088068096

12:36am Nov 17th 2019

Why does vacation have to end? [319/365] ift.tt/33SixnJ pic.twitter.com/yltqDMxT3e

2:36am Nov 16th 2019

@karenmcgrane My sister, Karyn, has taken to collecting Karen memes with unbridled joy.

11:43am Nov 15th 2019

RT @yafavoriteaunty: My coworker is about to retire this year and has 250 PTO days… district is only going to pay her 30% of those, the r…

8:33pm Nov 13th 2019

Drove Maui for 11 hours. Drank some cocktails, took a relaxing bath, now husband and I are both legs-up-the-wall before bed.

4:18am Nov 13th 2019

RT @PrincessSushi: This is your reminder to change your furnace filter. A co-worker just found out his year old furnace wasn’t working firs…

10:58am Nov 12th 2019