Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

Very lovely “do nothing” day included such fun little wildlife moments: Jason and I fed the koi (with permission),…

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2:02am Nov 12th 2019

Husband and I are comparing our “top five” freebie lists and two of mine are fictional – contextual, I guess, becau…

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11:43pm Nov 11th 2019

Touristing during football season: holy moly, football fans are loud.

10:53pm Nov 11th 2019

@rachellaitala You’re on 😉

7:35pm Nov 11th 2019

Successful “do nothing” day: I am bored. And SO HAPPY ABOUT THAT.

Also just chatted with an older lady about needl…

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7:05pm Nov 11th 2019

Was so cranky I misspelled “Cabo” as “Maui” – the best place in Cabo spoiled us…

12:21pm Nov 11th 2019

10 years ago, my friend, Jen, stopped at a random gas station as we cruised around Oahu and put a spam musubi in my…

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1:52am Nov 11th 2019

@NouvelleBlague It was about 3am when suddenly I just heard strange banging all around – first it sounded like it w…

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7:19pm Nov 10th 2019

Just destroyed some nachos. I get the hangries so easy.

7:18pm Nov 10th 2019

Havin’ real high class problems here in Maui… will just say we’ve been spoiled by the best place in Maui and our…

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6:33pm Nov 10th 2019

I am tired and I miss my cats. I need a nap. 💤

8:43am Nov 10th 2019

Either this hotel is haunted or people are assholes. But you know what? Ghosts are assholes, too, because they also…

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6:45am Nov 10th 2019

Halfway to the final destination for the week… [313/365] ift.tt/2Q5XTMD pic.twitter.com/3Abd0ZtOzp

11:52pm Nov 9th 2019

@kir326 Too easy!

6:34pm Nov 9th 2019

Why don’t airplanes board back to front?

2:22pm Nov 9th 2019

@doniamae Hugs to you 💞 thank you for sharing!

10:04pm Nov 8th 2019

How do I keep getting so lucky to have the nicest & most fantastic colleagues ever? 💞 [312/365]…

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9:52pm Nov 8th 2019

5:14pm Nov 8th 2019

I’m all for an early wake-up-and-get-at-‘em attitude, body, but 4am is maybe a little too early…

6:03am Nov 8th 2019

Two more sleeps ‘til this pile becomes airplane knitting! [311/365] ift.tt/2PVUhNm pic.twitter.com/9FzzUEjt9t

11:18pm Nov 7th 2019

I think it’s dumb to cut down an old-growth tree just to have a real Christmas tree in NYC. THERE I SAID IT.

But r…

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7:21am Nov 7th 2019

First Wednesdays Happy Hour, episode 4. Nice to have a regular little time for decompression with good people! [310…

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9:18pm Nov 6th 2019

Jason just saw me about to share this memory of the lovely, surprise bouquet he sent to me for my birthday 10 years…

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11:18pm Nov 5th 2019

RT @Karrenbacs: Some great tips to think about when communicating information pic.twitter.com/lKJKnzWKOd

10:08pm Nov 4th 2019

Yes I do want to watch more Game of Thrones but Daylight Savings has done me right in.

9:23pm Nov 4th 2019

This feels very time appropriate, given that upcoming annual birthday-time self-reflection. [308/365]…

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10:12am Nov 4th 2019

It’s November so welcome to fall, I guess. This caption also reminds me that I forgot about the “new month, new mot…

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12:12am Nov 4th 2019

My neighbors have Christmas lights up so now I have to move. 🤷‍♀️

7:16pm Nov 3rd 2019

Lame: I put in a full day of work today.

Yay: I’ll be in Hawaii in a week! 🏝

2:37pm Nov 3rd 2019

I know all of the crazy people are counting down to Christmas already* but… is it too soon to start the count dow…

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10:12pm Nov 2nd 2019