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I set up a new auto feeder last night and it’s due to go off for breakfast in 5 minutes and the kitties are so conf…
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Christmas came early… 📦 [345/365] ift.tt/2PbVsY4 pic.twitter.com/J04jVwIFbS
RT @McJesse: Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman. It’s a Harry Potter movie.
How to really ruin a day: have a pretty normal drive home and then, just a few blocks from home, encounter an inter…
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2020 is going to be a pretty fun day and a fun night.
Type “2020 is going to be” and let the keyboard predict the rest.
— Predictors (@poppredictors) December 9, 2019
@BReynoldsMN That would be so amazing!
I slid through an intersection tonight and crashed into an icy snowbank and no one stopped to ask me if I was okay…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1204560082123534342
I ran errands over lunch and now I have a stomach ache from hating every single person so much.
No filters! Just a nicely arranged planter and a pretty winter sunset. [343/365] ift.tt/2PvCNp9 pic.twitter.com/0q8Tpgz914
Me, this morning: what if volcanoes are just attacks from Starkiller Base?
Premium cat content kinda weekend. My favorite! [342/365] ift.tt/341jpWp pic.twitter.com/eq3g8scp7Z
Pretty sure this is me right now: “Also, if your stress level is high all week, the weekend relief may trigger a he…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1203751746104725504
My mission today: prep holiday wishes for the mail. I’ve got 40 cards to send. I’ve put names (just names, no addre…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1203749963181838336
Signed up for my free trial of Apple+ tv tonight. 6 shows to watch, but they all seem like really quality shows. Two episodes down…
Today I went to @BedBathAndBeyond for a slotted spoon and then I went home with a @Nespresso machine. Now I’m Georg…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1203531483983568902
This cat hates love but she’s soooo irresistibly cute! Must snuggle! [340/365] ift.tt/2OWanWc pic.twitter.com/ZazadNTcEF
Decided that I immediately needed to knit myself a warm hug that’s been hanging out in my stash for a while. [339/3…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1202806672001060864
what came first: the stress or the lack of sleep?
When I told my dental hygienist to save a toothbrush today, he instead gave me the total hook up on floss. [338/365…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1202443780110061569
When nature produces amazing colors, it makes me want to dye yarn inspired by that palette. This morning’s sunrise…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1202111571339677696
New month, new artsy reminder! [336/365] ift.tt/34Tuf1G pic.twitter.com/SVNQxRp7rC
Jason’s reason for shoveling: he able to get the cars out of the driveway. My reason for shoveling: gotta feed the…
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Caught up through November! This is pretty big but I’m already planning to continue into 2020 to make it even bigge…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1201037730395906050
I spent a little time organizing the board game closet today: Jason and I have two copies of (basic) Scrabble and t…
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RT @iboudreau: Here is a thread of dogs who destroyed Thanksgiving dinner
RT @deejayndn: Alabama
Alaska
Arizona
Arkansas
Connecticut
Hawaii
Illinois
Iowa
Kansas
Kentucky
Massachusetts
Michigan
Minnesota
Mississipp…
@NouvelleBlague I would def put some of that on my plate!
@NouvelleBlague Cut glass salad! Before it completely fell apart. pic.twitter.com/WVblfSEJ0B
@NouvelleBlague I have a jello salad today. Will share a photo for you later pic.twitter.com/bETVP9cWDG
Frozen za for dinner tonight. [331/365] ift.tt/33nsatn pic.twitter.com/R2otjXPneG