Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

RT @EverythingGoats: here we see a floof goat carry a wild meow into battle pic.twitter.com/xmhZ7MaJkt

8:29pm Apr 6th 2017

@moarinternets The very idea gives me the heebie-jeebies, haha!

10:38am Apr 6th 2017

Thinking about investing in a new MacBook Pro today but worried I’ll miss USB ports. And the function keys…

10:07am Apr 6th 2017

RT @LadyBossLeague: Hey you! Be the kind of woman that makes other girls step their game up.

1:32pm Apr 5th 2017

@PriceIsRight @PriceIsRight my Siamese keeps jumping in front of the tv – how am I supposed to see the big winners?! 😭 #sociallyawesometpir

9:10am Apr 5th 2017

Today: clear the clutter, slip the Siamese a sedative, vacuum.

9:07am Apr 5th 2017

@JENlovesMN 😮🙈

9:05am Apr 5th 2017

@doniamae lol, I definitely haven’t!

9:02am Apr 5th 2017

@doniamae Pretty sure that just means it’s time to change the sheets. 😉

10:28pm Apr 4th 2017

I’m surprised the puppy emoji made it into my list of most frequently used emojis. I don’t even know who I am anymo…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/849469988213862400

9:53pm Apr 4th 2017

@eryno Best to avoid tomato-based dishes, as well. Good luck!

4:52pm Apr 4th 2017

Without fail: I thought about spraying the pan before making an egg bake, but did I actually spray the pan? Nope.

4:50pm Apr 4th 2017

Hibiscus beer to channel that tasty hibiscus popsicle I had in Cabo, yellow daisies to inspire… instagram.com/p/BSeruyzFiOj/

4:00pm Apr 4th 2017

RT @MaKBirch: I’ve never done any hard core drugs, but the high of a cancelled meeting HAS to be comparable.

3:14pm Apr 4th 2017

@stacykvernmo You weren’t – you just taught me!

3:14pm Apr 4th 2017

“It’s 3am, we’re at Denny’s, and I’m about to punch Marilyn Manson.” Thanks for the giggle, @BrianOake & @JillRiley 😂 @TheCurrent

6:57am Apr 4th 2017

But also: where’s Gregory? Where’s Heath? #thewalkingdead @AMCTalkingDead

10:00pm Apr 2nd 2017

Not gonna miss staying up all hours on Sunday nights for #TheWalkingDead & @AMCTalkingDead but I will miss watching the show. #pastmybedtime

9:47pm Apr 2nd 2017

My neighbor’s grandkids actually just busted out one of their windows because they were locked out. I am annoyed by stupidity.

9:13pm Apr 2nd 2017

The sun is shining and I’m looking forward to getting back to kickboxing after a nasty cold… instagram.com/p/BSWDOkPFrTP/

7:32am Apr 1st 2017

Just watched Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies. Now CatDog is playing. TV is not providing a lot of quality choices tonight.

8:05pm Mar 31st 2017

RT @MaxWendkos: An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol

11:15pm Mar 29th 2017

@PetSmart might wanna check your marketing automation – I’ve received the same email about Blue Buffalo cat food 4 times so far today.

8:33pm Mar 28th 2017

Noodle-y lunch on a day when you are feeling the ill effects of having coughed all through sleeptime the night before… bad idea.

10:51am Mar 28th 2017

How many goddamn emojis do we really need? #getoffmylawn #crabbyoldwoman

5:27pm Mar 27th 2017

Having visited Oceanside again re-raises questions about #WheresHeath? #TheWalkingDead #FreshBuzz @AMCTalkingDead

8:42pm Mar 26th 2017

Why is Rose Gold such a Big Deal?

2:50pm Mar 26th 2017

Went into cat-free guest bedroom to block a knit project. When I came out 30min. later, Siamese was huddled just outside the door. My buddy.

1:01pm Mar 26th 2017

Hey #LulaRoe fans, be careful flying @united! m.startribune.com/traveler-repor…

10:48am Mar 26th 2017

Every weekend. Adulting always gets in the way.

9:48pm Mar 25th 2017