Recent tweets
RT @EverythingGoats: here we see a floof goat carry a wild meow into battle pic.twitter.com/xmhZ7MaJkt
@moarinternets The very idea gives me the heebie-jeebies, haha!
Thinking about investing in a new MacBook Pro today but worried I’ll miss USB ports. And the function keys…
RT @LadyBossLeague: Hey you! Be the kind of woman that makes other girls step their game up.
Today: clear the clutter, slip the Siamese a sedative, vacuum.
@JENlovesMN 😮🙈
@doniamae lol, I definitely haven’t!
@doniamae Pretty sure that just means it’s time to change the sheets. 😉
I’m surprised the puppy emoji made it into my list of most frequently used emojis. I don’t even know who I am anymo…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/849469988213862400
@eryno Best to avoid tomato-based dishes, as well. Good luck!
Without fail: I thought about spraying the pan before making an egg bake, but did I actually spray the pan? Nope.
Hibiscus beer to channel that tasty hibiscus popsicle I had in Cabo, yellow daisies to inspire… instagram.com/p/BSeruyzFiOj/
RT @MaKBirch: I’ve never done any hard core drugs, but the high of a cancelled meeting HAS to be comparable.
@stacykvernmo You weren’t – you just taught me!
“It’s 3am, we’re at Denny’s, and I’m about to punch Marilyn Manson.” Thanks for the giggle, @BrianOake & @JillRiley 😂 @TheCurrent
But also: where’s Gregory? Where’s Heath? #thewalkingdead @AMCTalkingDead
Not gonna miss staying up all hours on Sunday nights for #TheWalkingDead & @AMCTalkingDead but I will miss watching the show. #pastmybedtime
My neighbor’s grandkids actually just busted out one of their windows because they were locked out. I am annoyed by stupidity.
The sun is shining and I’m looking forward to getting back to kickboxing after a nasty cold… instagram.com/p/BSWDOkPFrTP/
Just watched Pride, Prejudice, and Zombies. Now CatDog is playing. TV is not providing a lot of quality choices tonight.
RT @MaxWendkos: An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol
@PetSmart might wanna check your marketing automation – I’ve received the same email about Blue Buffalo cat food 4 times so far today.
Noodle-y lunch on a day when you are feeling the ill effects of having coughed all through sleeptime the night before… bad idea.
How many goddamn emojis do we really need? #getoffmylawn #crabbyoldwoman
Having visited Oceanside again re-raises questions about #WheresHeath? #TheWalkingDead #FreshBuzz @AMCTalkingDead
Why is Rose Gold such a Big Deal?
Went into cat-free guest bedroom to block a knit project. When I came out 30min. later, Siamese was huddled just outside the door. My buddy.
Hey #LulaRoe fans, be careful flying @united! m.startribune.com/traveler-repor…
Every weekend. Adulting always gets in the way.
When is the last time I dedicated an entire day to finishing a project. – Me trying to justify a day of just knitting. #knitterproblems
— MexiKim (@youmyknitta) March 10, 2017