Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

@doniamae Oh, that is sweet! I try to remember it was a different era, but it still kinda gives me the heebie-jeebies.

1:43pm Apr 12th 2017

Watching a lot of vintage Match Game this week. I wonder if I would’ve kissed Richard Dawson if he had helped me win $5k…

11:26am Apr 12th 2017

Aw, she was a gem. 💞

10:50am Apr 12th 2017

Really excited to join this team on Monday!

10:14am Apr 12th 2017

“I’ve been known to give the shaka sign to co-workers and others who need a little ‘hang loose’ reminder.​” twincities.crains.com/if-i-knew-then…

10:13am Apr 12th 2017

@IsItTheGenes @mnwild @NHLBruins @tuukkarask You’re cute 😘 go, teams!

8:32am Apr 12th 2017

Siamese is asleep until I also lay down and then IT’S TIME TO REDECORATE, HUMAN!

8:36am Apr 11th 2017

@doniamae Ha – because the only channel that ever works at hotels is the one that has Forensic Files on!

8:12am Apr 11th 2017

@ysolda Some people with keyboards forget they’re sending to humans, not robots. I once got a comment like this, re…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/851766487123730433

5:58am Apr 11th 2017

2 hours of ghost shows later, noticed light is on in the guest bedroom that is kept closed. I wasn’t in there all day. So I left it alone.

11:26pm Apr 10th 2017

Why *not* watch a two hour Halloween special of #ParanormalLockdown before bedtime?! Such a good idea! (Not a good idea.)

10:23pm Apr 10th 2017

#MinneWebCon is just weeks away… are you gonna come see me speak about SEO? I sure hope so! @… instagram.com/p/BSuqTqdFgh1/

8:56pm Apr 10th 2017

RT @jessi_howard: Good reminders for Leaders. lnkd.in/eaDgP2u

2:29pm Apr 10th 2017

@doniamae True! Gosh, to get my hands on some myrrh though…

2:26pm Apr 10th 2017

I put frankincense in my diffuser because I read that it helps with mental clarity but now my house smells like church.

1:12pm Apr 10th 2017

Since when did pricing out toilets become the way I procrastinate? Adventures in housewife-ing!

11:15am Apr 10th 2017

@doniamae I think that could be part of my problem! I really only drink caffeine on weekends (when the dude is around) – jittery jitters.

8:38am Apr 10th 2017

what essential oil do i use when i feel like i’m losing my mind? because seriously.

5:31pm Apr 9th 2017

two days later, i realized i forgot about $30 worth of groceries at the checkout counter at the store. that’s a first.

5:31pm Apr 9th 2017

Have been feeling entirely out of sorts all weekend; thinking it’s lack of knitting. That part of my self-care needs is taken for granted.

11:11am Apr 9th 2017

8:26am Apr 9th 2017

Took the plunge & bought a new MacBook Pro. Happy to see the touch bar can be function keys quite easily! Not sure how to power it back on.

8:25am Apr 9th 2017

RT @happyspacebot: I find hope in the darkest of days, and focus in the brightest. I do not judge the universe. -Dalai Lama
Image Credit…

8:24am Apr 9th 2017

RT @planetepics: “My grandma just sent me this…” pic.twitter.com/1aVnsXBmGY

10:15pm Apr 7th 2017

Asked my husband if the White Sox are sad because they aren’t the Cubs and he looked at me funny but didn’t actually answer.

8:42pm Apr 7th 2017

RT @doniamae: Ask yourself, “Would I be ok with this if the other party did it?” If the answer is no, then your party shouldn’t do it eith…

1:23pm Apr 7th 2017

What do we want? A SUNBEAM!
When do we want it? PURRRRRR… instagram.com/p/BSllURzFRL9/

8:19am Apr 7th 2017

@doniamae omg love! Hahaha

8:47pm Apr 6th 2017

@doniamae I approve of this idea!

8:42pm Apr 6th 2017

My only regret of the day is not getting dessert to go.

8:30pm Apr 6th 2017