Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

This is similar to what happened to me earlier! You go in for one thing and the next thing you know… ➰

9:47pm Mar 25th 2017

10 more ends to weave in. Killllll meeeeee. #knitterproblems

9:44pm Mar 25th 2017

Went into my craft closet for one skein of yarn and ended up organizing a whole lot of stuff. I officially have enough yarn. Forever.

6:25pm Mar 25th 2017

@rachmariepr just messin’ with ya, girl 😊

8:44am Mar 24th 2017

@dreamwell_ali @advicepig for sure! It’s only ever medical stuff that I need a fax for.

8:44am Mar 24th 2017

@advicepig thank you for the tip!

7:26am Mar 24th 2017

When are we gonna be able to “fax” over the internet? Medical clinics stressing me out.

7:23am Mar 24th 2017

@pork_chop aaaaand I am actually watching Eva Gabor make this show a hot mess.

6:27am Mar 24th 2017

RT @AnnettePriest: Even Chanel is ready to see more women in tech. 😍 pic.twitter.com/toq7iTuLoy

6:17am Mar 24th 2017

Eva Gardner was terrible at Match Game.

6:17am Mar 24th 2017

@rachmariepr but what about “🌮”? 😉

4:11am Mar 24th 2017

Currently? Sick and whiny. #WhoAreYouIn4Words

8:02pm Mar 23rd 2017

@rachmariepr that’s 6 words! Or maybe just 5…?

8:02pm Mar 23rd 2017

Temp was 100° this morning, 97.8° around 10am, 96° at 4pm and a little bit ago back up to 100°. My body is confused.

7:31pm Mar 23rd 2017

RT @RosevilleMN_FD: Texting while in a parking lot is still dangerous. Do Not Text & Drive! pic.twitter.com/qCzRO85Cn1

7:29pm Mar 23rd 2017

@KatieK2 did you catch the guy that called Drew “Bob”?

7:28pm Mar 23rd 2017

@jennapederson go, girl! *snaps* 🐶

4:28am Mar 23rd 2017

100.7° – can’t even remember the last time I had a fever. Fun! /not

4:27am Mar 23rd 2017

Hotdish: 1 – My domestic goddess skills: 0. Time to order a pizza…

5:22pm Mar 22nd 2017

@PropTartMN agree!

5:21pm Mar 22nd 2017

Just proposed skipping the rest of the day to go see Beauty and the Beast but my coworkers say we gotta work 🙄

10:43am Mar 22nd 2017

@Marsalla i feel like if i get out of my chair, i’m just going to fall over because my brain won’t be able to control my legs. 😬

8:48am Mar 21st 2017

it turns out that i didn’t need caffeine today. current status: itching to get out of my skin and/or bounce off the ceiling.

8:45am Mar 21st 2017

sang along with the rent soundtrack all the way to work, now i have no voice. #commutingproblems

7:23am Mar 21st 2017

RT @tena_cious: RT if you’re coming to the #beforecon! pic.twitter.com/yAIDgmLMQb

1:57pm Mar 20th 2017

This is Ellipses, my Siamese mutt. He likes being skritched while he eats, his catnip fishie… instagram.com/p/BR1_O55l2mN/

8:42pm Mar 19th 2017

When all you wanna do is have a long overdue catch up chat with a good friend, sometimes your… instagram.com/p/BRw3sI1FJwA/

9:00pm Mar 17th 2017

@irishgirl 😂

10:40am Mar 17th 2017

My 3rd #HelloFresh meal: chicken under a zucchini blanket. The prettiest meal yet! hellofresh.com/?c=AMYELIZD

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9:39pm Mar 16th 2017

RT @MinneWebCon: Save $50 and register now! After tomorrow, late bird rates are in effect. minnewebcon.org/attend pic.twitter.com/3yA6Z0wNIc

3:36pm Mar 16th 2017