Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

I should have my own HGTV show called “Amy gets in over her head.” #futurepatiolife ift.tt/2s52EZm pic.twitter.com/4hhbn2xG98

8:41am May 23rd 2018

When your service window estimate is between 7am and noon… 😴

6:07am May 23rd 2018

If I knew more about Shell/SSH, I could probably have faster @DeployBotHQ deployments… or even if I just had a te…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/998955442020732930

9:55am May 22nd 2018

Knitters, when you buy this pattern you’ll be helping out those in Flint, MI, who still don’t have clean water.…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/998921844039323648

7:41am May 22nd 2018

I love it when people describe animals as “mean” after they’ve caged them, taken away their home, threatened their families, etc. 🙄

7:07am May 22nd 2018

RT @grigs: I did not know about the accessibility info in the Chrome color picker. That’s a nice tool. The line shows where contrast ratio…

1:40pm May 21st 2018

I sure wish I could have a summer without drama from my driveway neighbors. It’s so tiring.

1:39pm May 21st 2018

@StanGrabowski Ugh 🙁

1:02pm May 21st 2018

@StanGrabowski Yes! We even added a billing account to get a “secret” increase in usage, but still on a free trial…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/998629022660808705

12:18pm May 21st 2018

One of my clients’ websites has a product locator map tool, powered by Google Maps JS API. I’ve been struggling for…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/998623091004788737

11:54am May 21st 2018

“It was never about me. But it hurt me. And it could have been so much worse.”

10:48am May 21st 2018

@amywoo Instructions are usually in your manual if you can’t find someone to help, but I bet you can!

9:58am May 21st 2018

Happiest week of the year? Summer hours start this Friday! 🌞

7:15am May 21st 2018

RT @adigoesswimming: My teenage nephew told me he asked a girl out and she turned him down. I said, “You know what to do now, right?” He sa…

9:40pm May 20th 2018

RT @amandapalmer: whatever forces conspired – british people, weddings – to get millions of humans on the planet to simultaneously listen t…

6:45am May 19th 2018

Idina Menzel on Undercover Boss… might just be the best episode after Kylo Ren’s.

7:07pm May 18th 2018

Cast off fancy wet cat food in the office kitchenette this morning. My kitties are getting spoiled this weekend, woot woot!

8:16am May 18th 2018

@ruralgrrrl I’ve been feeling this lately 💕

8:42pm May 17th 2018

When knitty committee meets patio season. #wheremystitchesat #youreallamafun
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#eatsleepknit #teamdolphiknot

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7:41pm May 17th 2018

@amandaesque @advicepig I *feel* like I’m missing out on a great event based on the tweets you’re sending through.

1:18pm May 17th 2018

Anyone else experience significant issues with Google Maps API? Like, search overload… Tried throwing some money…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/997128460710576128

8:55am May 17th 2018

@diana_rajchel I feel like most dogs can tell I’m a cat lady and they tend to seek out different company 😉

6:21am May 17th 2018

When a dog follows me on Instagram 🤷‍♀️

7:35pm May 16th 2018

@diana_rajchel there’s an invisible one now, too 😀 but agree: reCaptchas are every where/on everything; it should be standard/expected.

10:57am May 16th 2018

@diana_rajchel Add a reCaptcha to that!

10:53am May 16th 2018

It was kinda like Sharks vs Jets on the Parkway this morning ‘cept it was just a bunch of angry turkeys.

7:27am May 16th 2018

Is anyone still using a Misfit Flash activity tracker? I just fired mine up to start a summer activity boost… I d…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/996594453837164551

9:33pm May 15th 2018

“The grass isn’t greener on the other side, the grass is greener where you water it.”

11:58am May 15th 2018

Someone *ahem* 🙋‍♀️ probably should be weaving in all of the ends of her last project, but sometimes a knitter real…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/996140960282181637

3:31pm May 14th 2018

RT @NikkitaFTW: I made a dumb thing: makefrontendshitagain.party

We started making websites because it was fun because we wanted to make dumb…

11:11am May 14th 2018