Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

I want to go outside but instead I am wondering about how well srcset works in HTML emails.

2:10pm Jun 4th 2018

@stephmarch @rachellaitala relevant to your interests 🍕

11:45am Jun 4th 2018

RT @MoDOT: Hanging out in the left lane? Hang right.

#DrivePolitely pic.twitter.com/5uMdoaTiqg

11:44am Jun 4th 2018

@ruralgrrrl seriously! i love those dang little soaps and shampoos.

10:33am Jun 4th 2018

dangit, i meant to eat this banana an hour ago and now i might as well just eat lunch. #manicmonday

10:32am Jun 4th 2018

From an email: “This convenient kit has everything you need to steer clear of hotel-room hair products.”

But I kin…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1003602939322171392

5:42am Jun 4th 2018

Had to jump off WiFi just to send this crabby tweet. 😡

8:52pm Jun 3rd 2018

RT @IsServiceDown: @pork_chop ⛔️ Comcast is having outages since 05:00 PM EST 👉 istheservicedown.com/problems/comca… RT if down for you! #ComcastDown

8:51pm Jun 3rd 2018

It’s also too bad about the cruddy internet and cable box we have from Xfinity. It’s Sunday night and everything is…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1003469205432360965

8:51pm Jun 3rd 2018

It’s too bad I can’t watch @AMCTalkingDead anymore because @AMC_TV decided to put on a show I don’t want to watch between it and @FearTWD.

8:47pm Jun 3rd 2018

Current dilemma: want to nap with cats but also want to sit outside with knitting. pic.twitter.com/UFQvtEt9UY

1:51pm Jun 3rd 2018

RT @tricookingqueen: IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

605-475-6968 -Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number tur…

1:50pm Jun 3rd 2018

I’ve obviously been knitting too many things that use multiple skeins and have too many ends to weave in because th…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1003345970283892738

12:41pm Jun 3rd 2018

@JeniEats Ooh that’s a great idea for today! My rhubarb plants are exploding.

8:51am Jun 3rd 2018

@doniamae I’m sure Amazon must be working on this?

8:16am Jun 2nd 2018

@carolinneapolis I feel like the only time I go to Glam Doll is for dessert… but that’s crazy! 😮

8:15am Jun 2nd 2018

Is it too late to want a donut?

Donut delivery to my bed, please.

10:37pm Jun 1st 2018

Sio wishes I would just leave her adorable little, pink toe beans alone but I can’t resist them! 😍…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1002394680728932352

9:41pm May 31st 2018

@casiestewart Venice! Or Naples. Maaaaybe Paris… or Barcelona… how to pick?!

5:10am May 30th 2018

Muting people on Instagram: to be honest, I became quite comfortable with unfollowing friends (or “friends,” really…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1001572180268933121

3:13pm May 29th 2018

i have several pet spiders at the moment. i don’t like it, but i do appreciate that they may be helping to reduce t…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1001457670774288384

7:38am May 29th 2018

Last year. This year.
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I totally channeled my HGTV favorites, @detroitdesign & @mina_starsiak_hawk during this cra…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1001141494747627521

10:41am May 28th 2018

Please, lord, let this be my last trip to the hardware store for quite some time.

7:03am May 28th 2018

RT @419vince: It’s a snail race
just tap a snail and retweet pls

2:09pm May 27th 2018

Ellipses sure is getting grumpy in his old age. (He’s almost 12!) ift.tt/2xivLhQ pic.twitter.com/sh08gVOhZx

1:41pm May 27th 2018

Happy happiest day of the year! (Thanks for the treats, @mexicodeb — and @sarahjanesbakeryne!) #summerhoursrock

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1000024113157758976

8:41am May 25th 2018

“We’re here for a good time, not a long time.” Barista wisdom as I order a slushy drink full of Real Milk. #yolo

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/999812717094604800

6:41pm May 24th 2018

“1. We are motivated to make our org better. 2. We care about work more than anyone else.” ««« I am so in touch wi…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/999640021962457088

7:15am May 24th 2018

I just took this survey & all I could think is: when did the web get so complicated? (Okay, I also thought: should…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/999639015883268097

7:11am May 24th 2018

@PropTartMN Of course!!

1:17pm May 23rd 2018