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@ghankstef Thanks, Geoff!
If you were going to recommend a WordPress host for corporate client, who would you choose? (Don’t tell me BlueHost or GoDaddy.)
I just cried at an episode of The Big Bang Theory. Who have I become?
This has killed me.
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of House Hunters episodes and then asked it to write a House Hunters episode of its own. Here is the first page. pic.twitter.com/HIUQi0pMpT
— Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) December 6, 2018
I am privy to the customer inquiries for my clients’ websites and I wish I had a clever way of sharing some of the…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1070701952282095616
RT @Lin_Manuel: Gmorning from your favorite cup
Fill ‘em up, fill yourself up
“The Danish lifestyle craze of hygge took the world by storm in 2016. And in the years since? Well, it feels like e…
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Looking forward to testing this feature out in upcoming campaigns! (Yeah, I just got excited about HTML emails agai…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1070358462549450752
RT @Ipstenu: Plugin devs who need to push compatibility fixes and support staff are the folks getting hit hardest by this.
PLEASE BE KIND…
My friend, Jess, is a guinea pig rescue queen; she always adopts senior guinea pigs. Could you help support some of…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1069998505882775554
I did not think it’d be so stressful to find a decently priced, quality hotel in San Francisco. Prices have really…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1069314528561819654
RT @gnuman1979: Owl just commandeered a segway for owl stuff. pic.twitter.com/h6mOX8eBVh
@doniamae Other women are sometimes the worst enemies on these matters and it still makes me so sad.
@rationaldoge Oh, that is just unfortunate!
At some point this summer, I lost control of my inbox(es). I aspire to get it back… someday. | Get to Inbox Zero,…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1068522137361641474
Important things included in this article: contrast ratio, modals, legibility, and performace optimization | The 7…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1068515246615265280
@RileyMajor How is this even possible?!??
RT @missyvoronyak: This is great, Alt Text descriptions now avail on Insta >> Creating a More Accessible Instagram instagram-press.com/blog/2018/11/2…
RT @amandaesque: HELLO TWITTER, JOIN MY IN MY KNITTERLY RAGE. The most awful woman wrote in to @danielortberg about a hand knit blanket she…
@doniamae I had a Rolodex at a job once – requested when I joined! I don’t remember how I used it, though. I think…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1067618770561183744
@iglooworm Not, though maybe it was some sort of commiseration with all the pregnancies I was watching the Downton…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1067445373231423489
@PropTartMN I am intrigued!
Why do I crave a pop-tart?
Of all the thrills I didn’t know this holiday weekend would bring, I would’ve never imagined eating a Lunchable at…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1066575649303867392
Early morning noodle prep with Nana. ift.tt/2BuFCAV pic.twitter.com/Fx9XZcd7wM
Should I eat more pie?
New status: not jealous of broadway performers singing & dancing outside in skimpy costumes for the coldest Macy’s thanksgiving day parade.
Current status: not jealous of e-commerce web developers.