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Just watched Krampus. Merry Christmas! Keep the fire hot. 🔥
This thread tho
Customer: I need a baby
Junior dev: With one pregnant woman we can deliver it in 2 years
Senior dev: Make it 4 years
Project manager: Can't we just hire 9 pregnant women and deliver the baby tomorrow?
Consultant: My opinion is that your baby is ugly as hell, here's my bill
— Mat Velloso (@matvelloso) December 22, 2018
Off to family Christmas celebration number 2 and I am super grumpy because sleeping didn’t happen very well last ni…
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@JeniEats For real! It’s wasn’t horrible but it also… didn’t taste “right.”
@JeniEats I asked for samples for my knitting group. We (5) all tried it; glad I didn’t buy one.
Pink nose 💗 bit.ly/2Lwb2dU pic.twitter.com/BHpqYV3SbN
@doniamae You, too, dear 🤗
Good morning, deer.
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#wildlifeinthecity #natureinthecity ift.tt/2rOXBwm pic.twitter.com/YvyNcJnt5R
Fact: toe beans can also make delightful pillows. ift.tt/2Rfe1g9 pic.twitter.com/VwTYpcDqzl
I’m working on a tough bit of javadcript for my current project at work & today I got stuck at trying to remove an…
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@wp_acf Shoot. Sorry to bug you – it seemed to be a conflict with Formidable Forms maybe? In any case, I deactivate…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1075144206686060544
@wp_acf I’m still getting this error. Any thoughts on this? I’m not sure what to do – it’s happening across multiple sites for me.
And sometimes anxiety manifests in the form of not being able to swallow that same multivitamin pill that you’ve be…
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Heck yes I enjoyed the sunset over Hy-Vee. ift.tt/2QZWwA7 pic.twitter.com/HLgGHFR5zm
Santa came! 😯
Sio is ambivalent. ift.tt/2QvBtWJ pic.twitter.com/nGLagXVlzM
Immediate quick release on an Instant Pot recipe always scares me and the calico a little bit.
“Aggressively whimsical” to describe a Polar Express train experience. 😟
I love this tree! I get to pass it on my commute home and it makes me feel a renewed joy for Christmas.
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And then…
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Was asked if I had been drinking during a lunchtime work meeting & just posted a giphy to work slack channel too qu…
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If I named my memoir “Deer Tracks in the Park at Dusk” would you read it? I can only promise one very short chapter…
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@doniamae Horrible. I’m so sorry you went through this experience. <3
@wp_acf Is it odd that I’m getting an error in (pro) Custom Fields > Updates? From my local dev: Fatal error: Unca…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1073243357877542913
Morning Commute + Freezing Fog + Making Snow ift.tt/2QqDpjg pic.twitter.com/nZwPkPqk0v
Dang. I sure do appreciate a drink with a flower in it. ift.tt/2RTQMFi pic.twitter.com/h3gm1R37tu
@JeniEats It’s a fun time but beware: they will pull you into the trees so they can have a snack. 🙃 I bet they’ll b…
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@JeniEats Yes!!! 🦙
@kinsta Excellent. Thank you so much!
@HostSetra Of course! I’ll add you to my list of hosts to check out. 🙂 Thanks!