Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

Cinco de Mayo. I need nachos, stat.

11:17pm May 4th 2012

Where I’m blowing my first (free) $5 http://t.co/Tg0H42lX

9:34pm May 4th 2012

I think I just won $3 – ready to cash out and take my winnings home!

9:29pm May 4th 2012

Asked what kind of red wine the bartender had, he stared at me blankly for a moment before pulling out 2 bottles of white wine & shrugging.

9:05pm May 4th 2012

Just saw Wayne Newton singing danke schoen!

8:39pm May 4th 2012

Perusing the gift shop <a href="o/EUHmtu8b” rel=”nofollow”>http://t.co/EUHmtu8b

6:09pm May 4th 2012

We have arrived <a href="t.co/jI…Rsl” rel=”nofollow”>http://t.co/jI4kVRsl

6:08pm May 4th 2012

I am sick and therefore more irritable than usual, but DANG there are a lot of bad drivers out in Minnesota today.

5:52pm May 4th 2012

Road trippin’ up north, dontyaknow! Gonna find us some hot dish.

1:23pm May 4th 2012

I am feeling positively zombie-esque this morning.

8:10am May 4th 2012

Now I want cake. Is it normal to crave sugary, chocolatey desserts when it feels like your nose might explode at any moment?

10:11pm May 3rd 2012

I want pie.

9:31pm May 3rd 2012

THAT was the sneeze I’ve been waiting for! Ah, temporary congestion relief…

6:50pm May 3rd 2012

Done with the shop hop! Now I can go home, finish constructing my garden frame then get back to the business of feeling miserable.

5:12pm May 3rd 2012

Only three shops left on this quilt shop hop!

3:16pm May 3rd 2012

Me and my trusty box of tissues are going on the Twin Cities Quilt Shop Hop now. Wish us luck!

10:08am May 3rd 2012

Ellipses christens the new bathroom sink. http://t.co/PXQGZ8GF

9:47am May 3rd 2012

I can barely tweet between sneezes. This is ridiculous.

10:53pm May 2nd 2012

Good thing I got tissues at the store today. Currently going on sneeze eleventy-billion in this streak. My nose is driving me mad.

10:52pm May 2nd 2012

@CaraJeanne chrome seems to misbehaving almost as much… no browser can please me tonight!

8:52pm May 2nd 2012

i am taking care of business this week! this is the most motivated staycation i’ve ever had! it feels awesome.

8:30pm May 2nd 2012

also: unless you can tell me how to improve firefox’s performance on my mac, i may be switching to chrome for the time being.

6:03pm May 2nd 2012

started building a frame for my garden (drill died), started repurposing window frames (room divider), now just sitting. time to relax!

6:02pm May 2nd 2012

Go, go, Hyundai oil change!

11:25am May 2nd 2012

ugh, after 3 days of sanding walls & filling the house up with dust, my nose feels like it might explode at any moment today. do not like.

10:16am May 2nd 2012

What am I going to do with myself today now that the bathroom work is complete? Hmm…

9:10am May 2nd 2012

12:14am May 2nd 2012

I am exhausted. Jason is installing the faucet hardware. So close… #OperationVacationHousework

11:35pm May 1st 2012

Painting done. Installing new vanity & putting the toilet back on in a few hours. I am ready to fall over. #OperationVacationHousework

6:41pm May 1st 2012

Just one more coat of paint! So close to done with bathroom work! #OperationVacationHousework

5:15pm May 1st 2012