Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

How will I send my Sims to work while I’m at work, though?

6:43am May 7th 2012

Week-long staycation & weekend vacation are over… I have a new cube at work, tho, so going back won’t be too sad. Time to decorate!

6:41am May 7th 2012

Just got home from our Northern Minnesota adventure. Glad to see the house is still standing.

4:29pm May 6th 2012

I have the hic-cups. Really bad.

10:54pm May 5th 2012

Man… I should have a cowgirl outfit ready for every five years I visit a casino.

7:43pm May 5th 2012

Line dancers!

7:22pm May 5th 2012

I messaged Jason that I would be watching the house band until he rescued me but I’m not sure how much more original music I can take.

7:04pm May 5th 2012

@twodolla huuuuugs to kitty!

7:02pm May 5th 2012

@INukeYou go you 😉

6:54pm May 5th 2012

The band just mashed Gun Barrel with Johnny Cash… Nice.

6:46pm May 5th 2012

Margaritaville? Yeah, that’s where I’m at… Searchin’ for my lost shaker of salt.

6:40pm May 5th 2012

I have a primo seat for the house band.

6:33pm May 5th 2012

I remembered what I was going to tweet earlier! I was going to thank #MadMen for making it less weird to see people smoking indoors.

6:06pm May 5th 2012

Ok NOW I’m that girl at the casino bar watching live streaming video of kittens (maybe I’m the first of those kind of girls?)

5:57pm May 5th 2012

I was going to tweet something but I can’t remember what… Maybe this should be my final margarita.

5:47pm May 5th 2012

@B_Knowles stat!!

5:46pm May 5th 2012

@B_Knowles that was my logic 😉

5:45pm May 5th 2012

@B_Knowles hugs to you! P.S. I’ve been missing you today while drinking margaritas.

5:44pm May 5th 2012

I kind of can’t believe that nary a creeper has tried to hit on me while I’ve been sitting here. Priorities are different in casino land?

5:38pm May 5th 2012

There is a lady with a dog in her purse at the end of the bar.

5:16pm May 5th 2012

Margaritas are making me cold now.

5:11pm May 5th 2012

I must be drunk because ordering a margarita “on the rocks” just gave me a tiny thrill.

4:50pm May 5th 2012

Oh but the lady bartender I liked just left 🙁

4:44pm May 5th 2012

So I withdrew $10 for gambling (I don’t like gambling) but I’m thinking about spending it on another margarita instead.

4:40pm May 5th 2012

Maybe I’m a little buzzed but watching the Kentucky Derby with a crowd was very exciting!

4:35pm May 5th 2012

This casino is seriously lacking in guacamole, but I think I could drink their margaritas all night.

4:24pm May 5th 2012

Jason just brushed a tick out of my hair! Sneaky devil. And heebie-jeebies.

4:03pm May 5th 2012

Cinco de Mayo Margarita, cha cha cha http://t.co/xCxQXRZE

4:01pm May 5th 2012

My 3-hour tour is complete. I drank wine, saw a deer and an angry turtle. And about 50 of Minnesota’s 10,000 lakes.

3:18pm May 5th 2012

At Many Point Lake and I just saw a deer! Seeing wildlife goal: complete.

2:01pm May 5th 2012