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“Alexa… call Uber for a ride to the grocery store. I need snacks.” #averyvaginalchristmas
@DRyanBerg so dramatically different from the US cover, very Lichtenstein-ian. Why?
Don’t recall the last time I did a #SecretSanta gift exchange & I’m sort of terrible at gifts but today I found the best thing – excited! 🎅
Shine bright in 2017 via @tenapettis of @tena_cious. bit.ly/ShineBright2017 » I think my 2017 theme is gonna be ‘potential’. How ’bout you?
RT @estellevw: U do have areas of expertise u can share. If u think “this easy” then you’re an expert in that area.It’s not “easy” for othe…
Medicine head is real, as is evidenced by how hard the Mucinex has messed up my consciousness tonight.
RT @tena_cious: Did you see our #giveaway on #Instagram?! Win awesome #free stuff every day this week. instagram.com/tena_cious
“My philosophy is if you worry, you suffer twice.” – Newt Scamander #FantasticBeasts
xmas at @tena_cious today! brunch & cozy blankets. mine has a quote from yoda & it’s amazing. 😀 society6.com/product/amy104… #StarWars
Yesterday I watched at least 100 people achieve their black belts in taekwondo. Whether it was… instagram.com/p/BOL3t-_FJ23/
@damncutekitty find your inner cougar! It could be fun.
@dreamwell_ali snow so far… supposed to get to -20 by 8pm tonight or something wacky 😬 then I bet it’ll be ice!
@dreamwell_ali I’m guessing that Twin Citizens stayed in bed this morning! I’m surprised there isn’t more red on ou…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/810127965292036096
RT @MPRnews: “I didn’t get to do everything I wanted … but I sure can’t complain,” – One last flight bit.ly/2gFdo99 via @newscut
@doniamae outdoor lights? that’s super smart! no more bundling up just to go out for five second to plug ’em in
been trying to psyche myself up to go out to a mall to do xmas shopping all morning, but i’m still in my pajamas & i see snow falling.
Including me, too! 😀 #minnewebcon
Announcing #minnewebcon 2017 speakers, including keynotes @safiyanoble and @samswey! https://t.co/miNkX3DoDr
— MinneWebCon (@MinneWebCon) December 15, 2016
I am gonna miss the hell out of you, @nuwebmistress, with your amazing staff and beautiful… instagram.com/p/BN5pbWWFTYf/
@diana_rajchel that’d be nice, I do often enjoy the aroma more than the flavor!
Eliminating sugar from my morning cup of coffee. I sure wish I liked the flavor of any coffee ever.
I accidentally got buried in a Shutterfly-shaped hole about 8 hours ago. Relieved to have clawed my way out – one memory book richer!
@PropTartMN Currently have one in my lap that is both hopeful I never get up but also hates me for using my hands for not petting her.
@PropTartMN why not both?!
Grey cat currently watching laser pointer from shadows, but I know she’s there because I can see her white #kitler ‘stache moving.
@doniamae Life goals!
Yessssss this
— Kristina Halvorson (@halvorson) December 8, 2016
RT @caiitt_98: I’m writing a research paper, can y’all answer this question for me & retweet the poll? Do you believe racism is still an is…
@best_day_ever that’s crazy! er – “loco,” I guess?