Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

Finished Object: One Big Granny Square Blanket pork-chop.org/blog/finished-… pic.twitter.com/506xqWWvmh

6:29pm Jan 18th 2017

It’s probably been 15+ years since I consciously listened to Nine Inch Nails’ Hurt but it sounds way wonky to me right now.

4:16pm Jan 18th 2017

Seriously. How do I stop getting spam messages about the domain I purchased last week!? Enough already!

4:02pm Jan 18th 2017

Tiny grey reason that I’m very late for bedtime. #catladyproblems #kitler pic.twitter.com/W9RmSEHJoe

10:36pm Jan 16th 2017

Finished Object: Bruins Stadium Scarf pork-chop.org/blog/finished-… pic.twitter.com/2MJ3GNa8fY

5:35pm Jan 16th 2017

@doniamae however, I recently had a client bring one into me & he was legit concerned. People fall for that stuff.

12:13pm Jan 16th 2017

@doniamae oh yes – all the time! It is such a waste.

12:12pm Jan 16th 2017

holy spam, batman… my office purchased a domain late last week &, being the tech contact, i have 20+ junk messages from the weekend! why??

9:10am Jan 16th 2017

@hey_germano whoever you’re asking is missing out by not replying YES immediately.

3:36pm Jan 13th 2017

just quietly fist-pumped because i wrote some jquery script that worked. it’s been too long since i’ve done real programming. still got it!

12:19pm Jan 11th 2017

#introvertproblems because I have plans every night this week. Looking forward to hiding in a hole with my cats this weekend – NO plans!

6:42pm Jan 10th 2017

getting excited for @tena_cious‘s next #beforecon <3 @tenapettis is live on FB now! facebook.com/events/2447657…

10:16am Jan 10th 2017

RT @tena_cious: If you’re one of our peeps, you like to party. @tenapettis will be live at 10am cst tomorrow for her #birthdayparty. https:…

10:29pm Jan 9th 2017

Adulting sucks a lot of the time, but it doesn’t suck when it’s time to exchange Christmas/New… instagram.com/p/BPBnvcAFRs7/

7:33pm Jan 8th 2017

Current status of my Siamese: kind of uncomfortable tbh pic.twitter.com/ZTTBBXkYqT

1:59pm Jan 7th 2017

Oh, geez – it’s been SO LONG since I’ve appeared in my own photo feed.

I haven’t been up to… instagram.com/p/BO99T2-l1Od/

9:25am Jan 7th 2017

Just woke up because the cat was snoring.

9:35am Jan 6th 2017

Current status: under two blankets and a cat, wearing a cardigan and long pants & socks and a scarf. pic.twitter.com/R56I90GXZy

10:00pm Jan 4th 2017

Also related: I’ve got a beach vacation to Cabo booked for the end of February. Not soon enough.

9:09pm Jan 4th 2017

In probably related news: a cool biometric scan thingie I tried today told me I really need to relax & calm down. I feel wound tight, yes.

9:08pm Jan 4th 2017

It’s been a long day: I finally got a chance to sit down & knit a half hour ago. 142 stitches in & I’m struggling to keep my eyes open.

9:07pm Jan 4th 2017

@doniamae it’s a good way to test their actual interest! I know how tough attention spans can be to work with.

6:38am Jan 4th 2017

There I go again: recruiting a future knitter!

I really need to start traveling with spare… instagram.com/p/BO1CYH1F_vg/

10:16pm Jan 3rd 2017

On the second day after I got to the UMN Twin Cities campus, I walked into the admin offices at… instagram.com/p/BOq1UT5F1vX/

11:09pm Dec 30th 2016

RT @ms_rezai: You should be legally required to disclose if you have put raisins into baked goods.

Think about it until you agree.

11:03pm Dec 28th 2016

@BReynoldsMN got serious. So sad. 💔

11:02pm Dec 28th 2016

Internet, where do you find your decently priced, nice vacations to tropical places? I am not finding good deals. #needtotravel

7:58pm Dec 27th 2016

@diana_rajchel definitely an option! But now I have guilt because of the freezing rain.

2:12pm Dec 25th 2016

I didn’t plan this no-travel Christmas weekend very well. No snacks and no sweets in the house. What am I gonna do!

1:58pm Dec 25th 2016

My teammate Crystal, building “the township of cuntville.” Apologies to Warner and my husband.…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/812895198317527041

11:38pm Dec 24th 2016