Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

RT @TheStagmania: Stormy: the president had sex with me while his wife was post-partum and tried to coerce me into doing it again, then his…

10:24am Mar 26th 2018

@dreamwell_ali I’ve been meaning to… I just didn’t plan to! Ha.

9:12am Mar 26th 2018

Super!* Seems that the latest Firefox update is forcing .dev local URLs to https also, so all of my dev environment…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/978278907328819202

8:34am Mar 26th 2018

No call/contact history for me! Of note: I’ve never given my cell number to FB. 🤗

8:28am Mar 26th 2018

@Marsalla Go here: facebook.com/settings and there is a small link to “download your data” or something similar!

8:17am Mar 26th 2018

I just requested my FB data…

7:57am Mar 26th 2018

“Is it a special occasion?”
“I mean… we’re kind of celebrating.”
🥂 @ The Tavern Grill instagram.com/p/Bgtqw1SHzJm/

11:00am Mar 24th 2018

It’s embarrassing just how often I haven’t been here to eat (about a mile from home), but I… instagram.com/p/Bgrzpo4ndwt/

5:40pm Mar 23rd 2018

Yarn addiction elevated: just booked a weekend flight to visit Atlanta and @eatsleepknit AND take a class about dying yarn. All the fangirl.

11:52am Mar 23rd 2018

Hello, my name is Amy and I am a yarnaholic.
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I placed an order for more yarn during… instagram.com/p/BgmlaucHmaI/

4:59pm Mar 21st 2018

@amandagebhard Hugs 😔

12:09pm Mar 21st 2018

@amandagebhard I’m in touch with this reaction today.

10:41am Mar 21st 2018

Sometimes the project managers need to award* a 💩.
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* It’s not a good award to receive. @ JT Mega instagram.com/p/Bgl0opMBzK_/

9:52am Mar 21st 2018

Y’all… if I just let myself cry every time I felt like crying, I would def be alone in this life forever.…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/976207763738112000

3:24pm Mar 20th 2018

Yesterday the US post office misdelivered a package of mine to an apartment building about 3 blocks away. They know…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/976196366732062728

2:38pm Mar 20th 2018

@crayongirl_linz I’m glad you have at least one supportive colleague. That HR policy sounds like a bunch of crap. 🙁 <3

9:04am Mar 20th 2018

RT @ClaireSuellen: Lately, friends in different industries have voiced admiration at my choice to consult / build my businesses. “I could n…

9:03am Mar 20th 2018

@marktimemedia This sort of reinforces some thoughts I’ve been having about my own “professional self-care” practic…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/976111940383727617

9:03am Mar 20th 2018

As if anyone needed convincing. #RIPPrince gq.com/story/how-to-b…

9:21pm Mar 19th 2018

Today an expensive order of hand-dyed yarn was misdelivered by the post office (and not yet recovered, as far as I…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/975921838277713920

8:27pm Mar 19th 2018

@doniamae @sethdrobinson Cute ☺️ Congratulations!

8:25pm Mar 19th 2018

RT @rachelandrew: I’m doing some research for an article. If you are using CSS Grid on a live website, I would love you to fill in this for…

6:18am Mar 19th 2018

There’s Irish spirit in all of this, especially that coffee. &#x2618;&#xfe0f; @ CRAVE American Kitchen & Sushi… instagram.com/p/Bgc_o0ThuSP/

11:36pm Mar 17th 2018

Prepared an Irish meal for my Scotsman: corned beef and cabbage! instagram.com/p/BgcWxH2hc1w/

5:38pm Mar 17th 2018

RT @justmarkup: What’s you favorite CSS snippets which you use again and again?

Rules:
– Has to fit in one tweet
– Has to be vanilla CSS (…

2:09pm Mar 17th 2018

Dark yarn + low-light knitting = surgery to correct all those short row wraps you didn’t realize… instagram.com/p/Bgb-NrSh55G/

2:04pm Mar 17th 2018

RT @aprilwensel: This was just posted by a guy with 100K+ rep on a beginner StackOverflow question.

EQ note: Even this kind of subtly con…

8:27am Mar 17th 2018

RT @Mandy_Kerr: Currently writing code that’s using CSS Grid, object-fit, flexbox and the new text decoration stuff. What a time to be aliv…

10:23pm Mar 16th 2018

Kode with Klossy- Minneapolis girls can learn Ruby & HTML/CSS at the end of July! kodewithklossy.com

10:22pm Mar 16th 2018

I have three hours of This Is Us on the DVR to watch, so if you need me I’ll be ugly-crying in a corner of my sofa all night long.

5:36pm Mar 16th 2018