Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

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12:27am Jun 2nd 2011

what sort of wine pairs well with cheese and hot dogs? because that’s my dinner tonight.

12:24am Jun 2nd 2011

Gonna work on my abs! @ LA Fitness http://gowal.la/c/4m8AN

10:26pm Jun 1st 2011

@B_Knowles but you’re in boston, so if i were you i would just cover my eyes whenever inside of a car that’s being driven…

9:49pm Jun 1st 2011

my plan for the evening: be good with a workout, be bad with a glass or two of wine, go to bed early*. *maybe

9:40pm Jun 1st 2011

today was a very good day to work from home. i got a lot done, even when i took my computer outside & sat in the shade! perfect weather

9:18pm Jun 1st 2011

7:11am Jun 1st 2011

Dinner at @masu_ne post…/28LEM

4:16am Jun 1st 2011

yahoo! i just registered to attend @aneventapart in minneapolis in august! i <3 web

3:03am Jun 1st 2011

“Drink things” @ masu http://gowal.la/p/f1eT #photo

11:51pm May 31st 2011

Trying a new place! @ masu http://gowal.la/c/4kN5R

11:49pm May 31st 2011

Not at all ready for the work week @ Caribou Coffee http://gowal.la/c/4kBuh

1:10pm May 31st 2011

  • Note to self: do not style hair in 40mph winds of Iowa http://post.ly/27slt #
  • just used the laser pointer to help ampersand attack a spider, i'm tricky #
  • pretty rude, too, since it was another spider that knocked the spider (that i let ampersand attack) off of the ceiling. oh, well. #
  • after a whole weekend in iowa with my special dude, he just left to go to his own home about ten minutes ago. i miss him. #
  • stupid neighbors: drinking all day and now fighting, a few other neighbors and i have called police. just go home! #

7:11am May 31st 2011

stupid neighbors: drinking all day and now fighting, a few other neighbors and i have called police. just go home!

4:21am May 31st 2011

after a whole weekend in iowa with my special dude, he just left to go to his own home about ten minutes ago. i miss him.

3:30am May 31st 2011

pretty rude, too, since it was another spider that knocked the spider (that i let ampersand attack) off of the ceiling. oh, well.

3:27am May 31st 2011

just used the laser pointer to help ampersand attack a spider, i’m tricky

3:17am May 31st 2011

Note to self: do not style hair in 40mph winds of Iowa http://post.ly/27slt

7:13pm May 30th 2011

7:11am May 30th 2011

Girls’ day for doing things: Nikki taunted a spider, I caught a toad. I <3 Iowa.

1:50am May 30th 2011

The business of picking out cheese to eat… http://post.ly/27ZuW

9:06pm May 29th 2011

Now we need cheese @ Hy-Vee http://gowal.la/c/4k2o6

8:26pm May 29th 2011

Yum! @ Summerset Winery http://gowal.la/c/4k29J

8:14pm May 29th 2011

  • Strawberries on my salad, yay @ Wendy's http://gowal.la/c/4jwjg #
  • Jason and I just went for a long walk in the countryside, looking for birds and pretending we know about plants.#romance #

7:11am May 29th 2011

Jason and I just went for a long walk in the countryside, looking for birds and pretending we know about plants.#romance

1:03am May 29th 2011

Strawberries on my salad, yay @ Wendy’s http://gowal.la/c/4jwjg

6:18pm May 28th 2011

  • only a few hours between me and drinking copious amounts of wine!! c'mon, weekend!! #
  • i think this week has been long enough. and apparently, so does the concentration and motivation parts of my brain. #
  • two coworkers & i went for a walk around our tiny man-made lake… and happened upon a goose family. guys: we almost got pecked to death. #
  • @cafecyan extra salt or no? i'll try that next time 🙂 in reply to cafecyan #
  • @mikeyinmpls you and @saturnphive should tweet all your crazy hijinks! in reply to mikeyinmpls #
  • @bertine i found motivation for a little while, but now i'm longing to begin the weekend again. le sigh. in reply to bertine #
  • jason had some blood tests today & they came back clear. i said "good, maybe vampires will go after you first." oh, i make myself laugh. #
  • i'm gonna work on filling my blood with wine now. #
  • going to iowa tomorrow for the weekend & i don't feel like packing. i don't feel like doing much of anything, really. #beenalongweek #
  • how can they know this super-duper old champagne is drinkable without opening the bottles? http://t.co/QynbbNo (@GOOD stuff) #
  • Not helping me get to the task of packing http://post.ly/2707Y #
  • I went from a little bit drunk to sort of really drunk kinda quick, I'm noticing as Jason drives #
  • No one's really gonna free 'til nerd persecution ends #
  • dang, just noticed i misquoted revenge of the nerds by leaving out a simple "be" #fail #

7:11am May 28th 2011

dang, just noticed i misquoted revenge of the nerds by leaving out a simple “be” #fail

4:44am May 28th 2011

No one’s really gonna free ’til nerd persecution ends

3:06am May 28th 2011

I went from a little bit drunk to sort of really drunk kinda quick, I’m noticing as Jason drives

2:18am May 28th 2011