Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

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1:46pm May 23rd 2019

@doniamae Ew! I don’t remember being breathed on but I did love my hygienist when I was a kid, so maybe she couldn’t do any wrong by me.

7:16am May 23rd 2019

@JeniEats Yup <3

7:15am May 23rd 2019

Thanks, Pardot. Now I get to go tell my account team that the CTR I reported was not quite accurate. help.salesforce.com/articleView?id…

7:14am May 23rd 2019

@JeniEats I struggle quite a lot with being childless not by choice and I often find it very hard to celebrate othe…

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5:28pm May 22nd 2019

Anxiety high: in for a dental check up but both my hygienist and my dentist will be different people than they have…

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7:58am May 22nd 2019

This is his gentle way of asking me to please share my dinner. [141/365] bit.ly/2VUgRKj pic.twitter.com/AaavNdMs6G

10:17pm May 21st 2019

So… too late to harvest the rhubarb? (That happened fast this year!) [140/365] bit.ly/2HJfYu6 pic.twitter.com/AXOlC5xvVZ

9:34pm May 20th 2019

Very productive day. [128/365] bit.ly/2JPe9Pi pic.twitter.com/qAEw1fpAsl

11:34pm May 18th 2019

Did you know there’s a Slack reactions limit? We tested it for you. pic.twitter.com/MEq6xDAK8O

1:52pm May 18th 2019

My husband did a lot of research before our first trip to Scotland and got connected with Craig, who helped us figu…

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10:34am May 18th 2019

Three people in neon yellow safety jackets just roller-skied in perfectly synchronized rhythm up the middle of the…

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7:33am May 18th 2019

Another exciting night in Amyland, crying at the series finale of #TheBigBangTheory.

6:54pm May 17th 2019

Poor Jack, we work him SO HARD on puppy Friday! He could barely keep his eyes open for a photo op. [137/365]…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1129531870646067200

5:39pm May 17th 2019

hashtag friday feelings (and counting!!)❣️ pic.twitter.com/C5qfHuvuXs

9:43am May 17th 2019

Hi, a murder bird woke me at 4am. I am feeling like I might be grumpy today.

5:19am May 17th 2019

If you’re having an event for the first time that you hope to make an annual tradition, it’s not the “first annual”…

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5:18am May 17th 2019

Second annual food show at work i.e. a chance to taste some of the foods I make websites about! Guacamole, wings, p…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1129169509368107010

5:39pm May 16th 2019

I’m a Killebrew &#x1f91a;

5:06pm May 16th 2019

Honestly makes me a little sad when my husband mows down our little jungle. I like the flowery weeds… &#x1f41d;

7:54pm May 15th 2019

RT @meeterica: We knew this was coming on election night.
We bawled. Called each other.

You called us “hysterical”…and now you OWE US,…

6:05pm May 15th 2019

Never be “too good” to learn something new!

11:10am May 15th 2019

RT @THEAlishaNicole: Just an FYI. You can do what you love and still be tired. You can do what you love and still become burnt out. You can…

7:15am May 15th 2019

Every spring there is a toad or two that hop through my backyard. Normally I’m all about trying to catch them to gi…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1128496823348400128

9:06pm May 14th 2019

First outdoor lunch break of the year! I even got a row of crochet done, since I’m totally obsessed with it and wor…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1128225079165210624

3:06am May 14th 2019

Web Devs: here are 3 skills you _need_ to master, for everyone’s sanity: (1) being pro-active. (2) attention for th…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1127941519112134658

8:19am May 13th 2019

Tiny glimpse of my day. Other glimpses would include the other two cats, pie, and a few naps. [132/365]…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1127780888614526977

9:41pm May 12th 2019

I just watched Aquaman and that movie is aggressive.

9:16pm May 12th 2019

Remind me to never be on a house hunting reality show because dang if I don’t passionately hate every single person on these shows.

8:48am May 12th 2019

I just earned $25 for tracking my health-related activities with Achievement. My Apple Watch does a lot of the work…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1127577390178344961

8:12am May 12th 2019