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Who the fuck wrote this book about me pic.twitter.com/SkpwJeCLqE
— JC Lau 🦖 (@drjclau) July 7, 2019
It’s Team Spirit Week for @EatSleepKnitters’ Yarnathon! One emergency knit chipmunk coming up. Go, #TeamKnitmunk! […
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Doing math to figure out approximately how many human years are equal to an Asgardian year because that’s important…
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Good read! — 7 absolute truths I unlearned as junior developer via @monicalent monicalent.com/blog/2019/06/0…
This weekend I was able to visit all of my immediate grandparents (two of the four have passed) and happened upon m…
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Starting knitting clubs wherever I go! The Cool Aunts club here at #Sullyfest. [187/365] ift.tt/2NCDoYy pic.twitter.com/JvAwmXzVQF
No, men are never scary. /sarcasm
"Hi I want to buy your iPhone"
23 messages later
"I bet you'd stop being scared of rape if I showed you my cock, feminazi whore" pic.twitter.com/SNkgQlLiXC— товарищ バレンチニア (@DM_ME_YOUR_CATS) July 5, 2019
Perfect night for a ride with @DestinyYouthRanch. 💙 Iowa. #Sullyfest [186/365] ift.tt/2XGY7OP pic.twitter.com/puCRdm5zUD
RT @itsdaneesaur: Can everybody just Please look at this cat pic.twitter.com/GEPe1XzurJ
My internal clock is a total idiot but on the other hand, hotel waffle machine was all mine. pic.twitter.com/aItfR0JwTf
Finally got to meet one of the best boys in the world, Banjo. 🐶🧡 [185/365] ift.tt/2XmU1vE pic.twitter.com/u3I1MRabmh
Dalrymple: road trip!
Your campaign slogan is your last name + ":" + the last text you sent.
Mine is
"Dranger: yeah not everyone drives on Sunset Blvd"
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) November 1, 2018
New month, new calendar page. Get after it! [182/365] ift.tt/2XlbdBE pic.twitter.com/yp60ttHBod
Before the storm! It seemed like it was going to be a great day to knit on a tiki patio all afternoon… Mother Nat…
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Low-key day. My kitties are all okay. I roasted a lot of Brussels sprouts. [180/365] ift.tt/2RNDhHZ pic.twitter.com/LDo7KrgfdW
@JeniEats That’s not a bad idea!
I’ve really been trying to prioritize the emotional burdens that I allow into my life lately. Between the daily new…
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@jesslynnrose I often thinking about going into floral arranging. But probably I’d just try to get a gig with a local yarn/craft store.
If you’re near St Louis Park (Louisiana & Cedar Lake Road) tomorrow, stop and get some yumminess for a good cause!…
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Any Excel geniuses who can tell me how to fix the active workbook tab formatting on my Mac?! It just started happen…
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@Wparks91 7+8 = 15, 20 + 40 = 60, 60 + 15 = 75
I crave a gap year so much. How does one do that?
I’ve been working since I was 14, including all throughout college, which I paid for with loans and credit cards. No savings, no scholarships, and little financial support from my parents.
— pork-CHOP! (@pork_chop) June 27, 2019
@ErinMayeQuade @repmattdean I’ve been working since I was 14, including all throughout college, which I paid for wi…
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“Headings should be headings, lists should be lists, buttons should be buttons and tables should be tables. …[A]…
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@doniamae it is! but I’m sorta kinda used to it
It was @nate_dogs lunch day at work so my daily highlight for today was predetermined a while ago. [177/365]…
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A colleague who is so concerned about your blond-headed scalp burning in the sunshine that they’ll hold a napkin “h…
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Web accessibility question: does alt=“ ” mean/do the same thing as alt=“”? #a11y
Cherry tree status update: lookin’ healthy! [175/365] bit.ly/2X6kmOz pic.twitter.com/0R2p8x97s4