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Went to a lovey bridal shower for Johanna tonight – so looking forward to the wedding at the end of August! http://t.co/t5LNajhr

Bad planning: no aspirin allowed within 5 days of dental surgery. Mine is in 4.

Settling in for some burlesque… Go, Muggli! #cvg2012

Snack Food Glory Hole is open! Cabana 130, under the toast! #cvg2012 http://t.co/PauxVDM3

There’s a… Dinosaur? hanging out with… Tarzan?

Got caught in the rain, accidental wet t-shirt costume #cvg2012 http://t.co/KVgO2Aqu

Just saw a taxi full of zombies #cvg2012

went to peruse the friday morning breakfast treats & the only thing left was a chocolate muffin. assumed it was meant for me.

Just found a dead house centipede with most of its legs chewed off. Um, thanks, kitty, but next time please eat the whole thing.

seconded! RT @JacquieFuller: @Summerofdresses: You need to come see @PFLadyChoir sing. 25+ great summer dresses!

.@PFLadyChoir performing at Walker Open Field tonight! 8pm! http://t.co/4kfvIRL5

gas line upgrades have me fearin’ for my lawn today.

Don’t wanna go to bed but I gotta work in the a.m. and it really doesn’t feel like I should have to do such a thing.

Thanks to illegal fireworks, we met more of our neighbors!

sittin’ in my air conditioned living room, listening to all of the booming going on around the ‘hood & watching fireworks on the horizon.

posted on the blog: things i found in the garden http://t.co/CMKzNntj

Today has been pretty excellent! Now grilling steaks for my sweet and me. (first time with the charcoal grill!)

I am on beach territory defense mode ’til the friends show up.

Happy 4th of July from Lake Harriet! http://t.co/rEzdU1OO

So excited for a July 4th beach morning! Then Magic mike in the afternoon, then dinner with my sweet then maybe fireworks!

really difficult to get motivated today.

I voted for black pepper, and so should you! Visit http://t.co/muJ4HUvo to vote through July 10, and you could win a free Pei Wei entré́e!

yay!! // Bomb @Phantom_Tails on Twitter/Facebook posts for chance to win Basilica Block Party Tix Fri July 6, 7pm Vita.mn stage.

these reese’s peanut butter cup sit in a drawer in an air conditioned office all day long. how is it that they get so melt-y?

someone walked by with a bag of popcorn and now i feel like i’m covered in butter. that’s not normal.

expanding what feels like hundreds of divs via firebug, trying to find the .gif at the end of the rainbow.