Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

“Our monsters will not touch you – doesn’t sound like high school!” pic.twitter.com/joX1StnJpl

6:36pm Oct 17th 2019

Heading to ValleyScare for the first time. It looks so scary! And GREAT! pic.twitter.com/jW2hOJQDwL

6:20pm Oct 17th 2019

Followed by: “I’m a millennial… but I also care about people.”

6:04pm Oct 17th 2019

Tonight’s coworker quotables!
Starting with: “what I’m looking most for in a man… is a Costco membership.”

6:03pm Oct 17th 2019

These are amazing! Also, I wish I could capture images like these. | Winners of Wildlife Photographer of the Year…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1184903270663372801

12:45pm Oct 17th 2019

@NouvelleBlague Oh! I will have to perk up my ears… I’m noise-blind sometimes.

11:11am Oct 17th 2019

@mightee I thought you might get a kick out of this! 😁

11:11am Oct 17th 2019

@NouvelleBlague who’s doing it?! hashtag gossip

but i file my nails at my desk sometimes if my nails are being horrible. is that okay?

10:41am Oct 17th 2019

I thought about doing the Diane Court point 👉 across the photo (that?!) but I’m glad I didn’t because this photo is…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1184820685526491136

7:17am Oct 17th 2019

On this day 3 years ago, I updated my profile photo. (And I didn’t take a single photo today.) [289/365]…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1184670042446807040

9:18pm Oct 16th 2019

It was a blast to watch Say Anything on the (really really) big screen at the Ordway tonight – and Jill Riley’s int…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1184339736128819200

11:26pm Oct 15th 2019

Even though it snowed, sleeted, and got pretty frosty all weekend, this weirdo plant bloomed again. [287/365]…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1183954667480518657

9:56pm Oct 14th 2019

Surprise! It’s another pile of yarn! Sparkly Downton Abbey-inspired colors found at @bewoolenmn.👌 [286/365]…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1183592299839840262

9:56pm Oct 13th 2019

I went out in search of a new winter coat today and the first one I tried on… didn’t go home with me.
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My husban…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1183260133259956225

11:56pm Oct 12th 2019

😢

10:46am Oct 12th 2019

Even if I didn’t have a dirndl to wear, I’m pretty happy with the Oktoberfest party I helped host today. Prost! 🍻 […

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1182887993666879488

11:17pm Oct 11th 2019

These boots are from the Oriental Trading Company.
Coworker: those are very oriental.
Other coworker: from the orie…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1182768578380161024

3:22pm Oct 11th 2019

Knit night at the mall: surprisingly cozy! [283/365]
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#Ravelry #EatSleepKnit #TenStitchTwist #ESKTrackerKAL

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1182525537002110976

11:17pm Oct 10th 2019

The rush hour congestion at 394/100 and the feelings of entitlement are so heavy right now that commuters are curre…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1182413628617773061

3:52pm Oct 10th 2019

Please don’t go, girl (Summer) [282/365] ift.tt/322KSGT pic.twitter.com/p8aMtUeOOe

9:17pm Oct 9th 2019

Extreme calico close up because why not [281/365] ift.tt/33g3Tpt pic.twitter.com/CLss4CnQ0K

8:49am Oct 9th 2019

My LiveJournal from Oct. 3rd, 2001: Hooray! $8.50 an hour! I love payday! I’m going to go open a bank account and g…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1181789108013879296

10:30pm Oct 8th 2019

The only photo I took today: therapy yarn I ordered from @EatSleepKnitters last week arrived! Someday all of this g…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1181431417311551488

10:49pm Oct 7th 2019

Litríkur shawl complete! I got myself a little more organized and motivated today after finishing this up. Two more…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1181068932175859712

10:49pm Oct 6th 2019

Very late bloomers that live right under the bird feeder. [278/365] ift.tt/2LR0HLl pic.twitter.com/dBUKhH3ZFg

11:16pm Oct 5th 2019

Weekend UX with Amy: what do I click? Yes, that sounds like a correct statement. No, I’m not between 50-74 years ol…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1180583388048027648

2:39pm Oct 5th 2019

My sister told me I probably could be zestier. [277/365] ift.tt/2oQvwXm pic.twitter.com/5byhCKa8TU

9:16pm Oct 4th 2019

@NouvelleBlague Niiiiice

8:23pm Oct 4th 2019

@NouvelleBlague Yeah!!

8:22pm Oct 4th 2019

@NouvelleBlague Have you talked to Catherine about it all yet? I haven’t but I only recently found out that it’s in her blood!

8:20pm Oct 4th 2019