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“Let’s go to Target to get chips and the game of Life.” #project365 flic.kr/p/e44Na5

Caturday naptime finally ended when the sneeze could no longer wait.

And then I was invited to a knife-sharpening party #project365 flic.kr/p/e3zC62

I just ousted @lisianthia as the mayor of The Buchan Bungalow on @foursquare! 4sq.com/K2eFV7

@kir326 the als dude totally got me. friggin’ april, though. she can go away.

@kir326 tonight was a good episode. By which I mean I totally cried, too.

@best_day_ever i should clarify that i’m seeing <tbody> in the html emails i’m working on this week – not anything fun like jquery

this afternoon i’m cultivating my hatred of the <tbody> tag. what’s the point of this tag, if not just to annoy me?

If I was thinking, I would’ve gotten some DayQuil to go after my NyQuil. But yesterday wasn’t a very good day for thought.

One of those nights when I’m too tired to do anything but wait for a reasonable bedtime.

Everythingus annoying. NuQuil and napping in the couch for the rest of the day.

two clementines down the hatch. go, go, vitamin c!

posted on the blog: Progress Report: 101 Goals in 1001 Days bit.ly/YoxMuF

The choker I wore last night gave me a rash around my entire neck. I guess I’m too old to be goth.

We’re not in our twenties anymore, body.

Does wearing a choker make me goth enough for Ground Zero? instagr.am/p/WqQaUGG0wZ/

Going to Ground Zero for the first time tonight! I sure wish I knew where my lipstick from @elixery is hiding.

All of our meatloaves might be juicy lucy-style from now on! instagr.am/p/Wp8G_PG0yS/

How many cats can I fit onto my lap? Two. flic.kr/p/e1P4vg

Someone is very happy that it’s Caturday instagr.am/p/WpZMb1m06H/

I think I’m finally starting to feel the three cosmos I’ve drank over the last three hours! Yay, they had alcohol after all!

My fourth Dan Navarro show… As amazing as the first. #project365 flic.kr/p/e1LVpN

Much love to YOU, Dan! @ The Crooked Pint Ale House instagr.am/p/Wn9yfpm087/