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Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

“If I’m really still and don’t make eye contact, she won’t know I’m here…” Oh, Ellipses. instagram.com/p/h6DOOpG01f/

9:27am Dec 14th 2013

Had carb-fest, now nap-fest, then new-baby-fest!

7:08pm Dec 13th 2013

@happyadge bummer! i got hufflepuff šŸ™ too bad i just finished knitting myself a ravenclaw scarf…

3:36pm Dec 13th 2013

Nope, I can’t drink any more of this coffee. Blech.

9:35am Dec 13th 2013

@happyadge app or website? i want to make sure i’m a ravenclaw!

9:13am Dec 13th 2013

@StanGrabowski ha! Good point šŸ™‚

5:38am Dec 13th 2013

Vegetarian propaganda circling around Facebook. For the record, I love hamburgers.

10:26pm Dec 12th 2013

Gifted myself a French oven! What do I do with it? instagram.com/p/h2IyA9G08R/

8:58pm Dec 12th 2013

2013: the year all of my girlfriends gave me baby-rabies.

8:45pm Dec 12th 2013

@MarketingMama oh, yeah! I just tried it – weird to think of punctuation out loud šŸ™‚

8:38pm Dec 12th 2013

Does Walgreens sell eggnog? I don’t want to call them.

7:06pm Dec 12th 2013

totally confused my MAMP today. not sure why i can’t get proper access. blah

3:59pm Dec 12th 2013

@MarketingMama ohhh! got it! thank you šŸ™‚

1:51pm Dec 12th 2013

@MarketingMama how do you get her to use punctuation? i send messages with her sometimes and she seems to refuse!

12:43pm Dec 12th 2013

@best_day_ever i’m actually in downtown st. paul! it’s so strange to visit this side of the river every day.

12:36pm Dec 12th 2013

I’ve had this coupon in my purse since my VUE days – and now I can use it because there is a d’Brian’s… instagram.com/p/h1MaQzm0zo/

12:12pm Dec 12th 2013

@avonelleL gotcha – all of downtown st. paul is mostly new to me, so i might be lost on the streets, too šŸ™‚

10:58am Dec 12th 2013

@avonelleL i got in early so i decided that i had a little extra time to challenge myself, which helps for sure.

9:32am Dec 12th 2013

skyways are crazy! i managed to navigate a few with great success this morning.

8:39am Dec 12th 2013

@PropTartMN I know exactly how you feel!

10:13pm Dec 11th 2013

books that move wp.me/pCoBp-adcrR

10:04pm Dec 11th 2013

Aw, @AHSFX Asylum, you made me cry! What a strange, lovely season of TV.

9:14pm Dec 11th 2013

RT @lukew: Some days you push code. Other days, the code pushes you.

8:07pm Dec 11th 2013

One episode of American Horror Story Asylum left! @IsItTheGenes and I are totally confused about how it might end.

8:07pm Dec 11th 2013

RT @philcrissman: Sam told me a joke last night:
Sam: How do you know a train is eating?
Me: I don’t know.
Sam: (whispers) When it goes “c…

2:27pm Dec 11th 2013

third day of new job, also happens to be a two cookie day. i’m digging #mprlife!

1:15pm Dec 11th 2013

am i late to the party? these are awesome: <a href="troughdrafts.com/”>shitroughdrafts.com thanks, @TheBloggess, for posting the link!

11:47am Dec 11th 2013

i enjoy writing my code from scratch. and i’m a control-freak. i don’t know how to want to try a bootstrap solution.

11:29am Dec 11th 2013

@dreamwell_ali i gotcha – gross! good luck. :/

10:50am Dec 11th 2013

@dreamwell_ali what are you having trouble with? are you converting an old site to responsive?

10:31am Dec 11th 2013

 

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