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Baby, it’s cold outside wp.me/pCoBp-adcsI

Selfie with engagement ring! instagram.com/p/kGPFeFG08E/

Enchilada day at La Loma is one of many reasons to be happy today. @ La Loma instagram.com/p/kFcFmHG00x/

Can’t wait for a big ol’ full-caffeine latte. And maybe a muffin.

I actually had to count imaginary sheep last night to get my brain to shut up and let me sleep. Today might be rough.

Photo from sound check, in case my phone dies soon. @ The Crooked Pint Ale House instagram.com/p/kDhljlG0zf/

Awesome-looking nachos to kick off an annual guaranteed date night! @ The Crooked Pint Ale House instagram.com/p/kDadvlm06e/

@stubbornella is it single speakers only or can proposals have two presenters? what are other benefits aside from paid admission?

That’s a lot of coffee… It must be member drive time! #mprlife instagram.com/p/kCZZ4om0zo/

Someone on the bus smells like spaghetti sauce. It’s only 8am.

RT @chriscoyier: alright today’s goal is to optimistic about something you can’t control because that just feels better

ok let’s do this

Cancer sucks, Grandmas rock wp.me/pCoBp-adcsG

wanna work at a fun mpls marketing agency? apply for my previous job at @gagegroup! gage.com/CareerDetail?I… #frontenddev

today: grateful to have found someone else’s meeting leftovers in the breakroom. also: grateful for a few moments to eat.

If I like Yodels more than Swiss Cake Rolls, there might be trouble. instagram.com/p/j-ttHnG04e/

must remember: two weeks ’til a long weekend.

When in Iowa… @ Calico Skies Vineyard and Winery instagram.com/p/j7N2BFG006/

And just like that, all the worthless Spanish phrases I learned from Marilyn Manson in the mid-90s came flooding back.

Vermillion wild cats flic.kr/p/jFabXD

Yum yum lunch yum @ Silk Road Cafe instagram.com/p/j4ldDCG0-a/

RT @MinneWebCon: Here’s some great Friday news: MinneWebCon 2014 registration is OPEN! minnewebcon2014.eventbrite.com

Progress Report: 101 Goals in 1001 Days wp.me/pCoBp-adcsB

helpful to create the html file you’re trying to append. … what is wrong with my brain today?

couldn’t get my css file to link up then i dropped half my breakfast biscuit into my coffee. this friday is canceled.

Might just go to bed right here. instagram.com/p/j0TQZfG04B/

This bus driver is strangely chipper but he has also had enough of idiot drivers. I have had enough of being on the bus. 1.5 hours…

Is it just that the 4pm bus is more popular than the 4:30 bus or are there more people riding now? 2nd day of standing room only.