pork-CHOP tweets

All I really want right now is to take a nap under a warm spot of sunshine.

@ms_ericaaaaa that is a nightmare of mine. i am constantly dropping crumbs around my cube…

@ms_ericaaaaa like… you can’t just plug it in again? uh

RT @KKDUB: @pork_chop Why settle for “pain free” dentistry when you can have the “party hardy” version?

Wedding talk turned into baby name talk… Did you know ‘Sheena’ is a Scottish name?

@KKDUB party at the dentist!

@KKDUB and maybe the chair could have massaging capabilities? I bet more people would go to the dentist.

@KKDUB thank you – I am a little less miserable now. I wish the dentist served margaritas.

I have a pretty high pain tolerance, but today’s visit to the dentist has left my mouth in pretty rough shape. Ow ow ow

@dreamwell_ali exactly. i found that color in use in the file i’m editing (yes, the one that reference netscape)… ugh.

not a hex color i’m interested in using for anything ever: #E1D9A9

Instagram app on my phone keeps crashing. It’s a bummer.

Been knitting for two and a half hours. Fingers ache and I think I’ve forgotten how to stand up.

RT @INukeYou: Y’all wanna hear something crazy? I’ve known @pork_chop for almost TWENTY YEARS. We only know each other online.

RT @INukeYou: Also, @pork_chop and I met on the FREE INTERNET CHESS SERVER when we were dorky teens. I’m a dorky adult. She ended up quite lovely/awesome.

@INukeYou I’m still a dorky web nerd 🙂

One solution to giving up on annoying afternoon bus commute: new transfer stop.

@jesshorwitz but it’s still below freezing -screwy MN physics strike again! cc @amyliz2323

@juliaschrenkler @HEY_GERMANO in small town sodak, our treat was hardee’s. didn’t have a burger king until i was nearly in high school!

@HEY_GERMANO @juliaschrenkler “white castle food” = oxymoron?

@StanGrabowski i dislike cooking enough, so making that much bacon for breakfast would require a peewee herman-esque breakfast machine.

@juliaschrenkler i’ve never had popeye’s! am i missing out? i imagine it’s on par with white castle.

@juliaschrenkler there’s still time.

RT @zeldman: “Never forget that a customer who is checking out your business on their phone … is holding a phone.” @brianalvey entrepreneur.com/article/231832

@StanGrabowski @charliespiering god, i wish.

i still like dotted underlines. “Only 90s Web Developers Remember This” zachholman.com/posts/only-90s…

What is it with people falling asleep next to me on the bus? Is knitting too relaxing?

RT @fitnspicy: It’s above zero! A reason to be happy today.

Two hours after waking up during the most wrong part of my sleep cycle I still feel foggy.