Recent tweets
So I have a “blog more” goal this year… and I’m reminded of why I super-duper-extremely need to move to a new web…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1221558336174395401
Project 365 – the third time! pork-chop.org/project-365-th… pic.twitter.com/co3NnjyvDV
Intern Kylo Ren saying “okay boomer” to fit in just cracks. me. up.
Willow, this is war – not agriculture! pic.twitter.com/w20f87Q6KH
Talking about personality types at work this morning. Coworker: “I’m a total empath; I get mad, stressed, etc. with…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1220360504595664896
Its time for that vow renewal ceremony, @IsItTheGenes!
https://twitter.com/fallingesny/status/1219054279299928064
pic.twitter.com/OAx92nre0F
Ohhhh – Blue Monday. That feels right. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Mond…
Wow, really resistant towards going to work today.
P5tog. I’m gonna need my super sharp chiaogoo needles… #KnitterProblems
i didn’t mean to spend my whole morning working but hopefully my brain will shut up now
I don’t get a winter warm up vacation this winter, so I gotta take the pretending when I can.…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1217996549722120193
Monthly happy hour with my coworkers is a very good idea, even if my primary goal is to finally try out some new pl…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1217642211271159816
https://twitter.com/quicunquevult/status/1217491503276265474
pic.twitter.com/evylvz213V
@BReynoldsMN As an Elantra driver and a salt for winter roads enthusiast, I would like to say I absolutely need MND…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1217637638875893762
Lessons from an Aeroccino: the almond milk that is shelf-stable ’til its opened doesn’t froth at all. The almond mi…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1217088833973563394
At one point during my on-again sleep, I had a dream that I was so tired that I got out of bed, went to the middle…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1217059836245966849
Missing: 3 hours worth of sleeping. Have you seen ‘em?
“All jobs are f*cked up. You do things that you wouldn’t necessarily choose to do in exchange for relevance and mon…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1216474661678211080
My buddy and I are watching the shed hack episode of Making It and daydreaming about our shed that would be inspire…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1216071998205501441
I’m attempting a loom knit. I cast on once earlier tonight but it was definitely wrong, so I ripped it all off and…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1215488227118895109
“If you have a long block of text, or a long word, you can use the <wbr> tag to specify where in a body of text it…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1215284546482118656
🐱 science!
1/ Alright the people have spoken and they want more cat genetics. So, I present to you all "Cat Coat Genetics 101: A Tweetorial", feat. pics of many real life cats (for science, of course…this baby is Caterpillar). pic.twitter.com/CZejLnXWLl
— Emily Summerbell (@esummerbell) January 6, 2020
Would love to be excited about the new non-dairy bevs at @Starbucks – if only the non-dairy milks were unsweetened. #SugarIsEverywhere
I won!!!! That never happens. Record-setting scores in this game. 😓 pic.twitter.com/LwlH1ukJTJ
We started playing this game at 7:42pm. It is now 1:20am and two of us are in the final phase… pic.twitter.com/o6pJARfwSb
“Bingo!” … “Uno!”
“If you’re not over 1,000, are you really winning?”
From selfies with puppies to selfies with babies: this is just how I roll. Selfie those who can’t stop ya!…
https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1213697203799314432