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@dreamwell_ali as long as it makes coffee, that’s enough for me!

RT @JimMFelton: Imagine how fucking powerful this cat must feel pic.twitter.com/UtInzcC6wx

I just made a lungo capsule for the first time and I gotta admit… I don’t understand the difference. But I always…

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The moon was weird tonight. In fact, the whole sky seemed strange. ift.tt/2vdCuZy pic.twitter.com/u1R6dZ30Xp

Without fail, whenever I use rosemary for a recipe, this song runs through my brain. But only ever the wrong words.…

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@stevecantsmell oof! I already feel scattered enough – that would drive me over the edge. 😓

@stevecantsmell I am in touch with this… in my brain.

I have had two cups of coffee. LET’S MAKE SOME WEBSITES.

* I don’t usually caffeinate like this. This is A Lot. pic.twitter.com/m64EY7XpiE

@katie_LF Check out @TrexCookie or maybe @TankGoodnessTC. Otherwise I vote for @YumKitchen. 🍪

I still want to move to San Francisco. I have wanted to live there since high school so long ago. I love it so much…

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Where do hiccups come from? Asking for myself because these hiccups are annoying. pic.twitter.com/9l1vyGOOzt

Happy 10th birthday @FormidableForms! You make my WordPress life easier.

Reviewing April-June 2019 of my third Project 365 wp.me/pCoBp-adcPv

I keep forgetting to pay attention to commercials and stuff. pic.twitter.com/1I0i4jfaMj

RT @rationaldoge: “A lot of us remember the alleged simpler times when it was easier to pretend that entertainment was all it was.”

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@PropTartMN That is a good one! I watched Groundhog Day after I saw it.

I don’t care about football but have I already seen the best commercials (which is Hyundai’s Smaht Pahk)? Do I need…

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LOVING the latest newsletter from @girlsnightinHQ! I think I clicked on every. single. link. You can sign up here: girlsnightinclub.com/?ref=VFcydGJld…

Woo! Officially migrated to @ServerPilot serverpilot.io/a/ed548070ec34 and @digitalocean m.do.co/c/a2accdc91c6d for my w…

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Am I being impatient or is my SSL certificate from my previous web host just not letting go? I don’t know what to d…

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@NouvelleBlague This made me giggle out loud.

RT @dpatrickrodgers: Julia Stiles as the school newspaper’s cyberpunk editor-in-chief on a 1994 episode of ‘Ghostwriter.’ I will never get…

Currently wondering if the reason I can’t cognitively give myself a French braid (I always end up doing a Dutch bra…

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@NouvelleBlague I don’t know how to quit Minnesota

@kir326 Same!! How do we get this idea approved?