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Laughing so hard I cried at one-star Amazon reviews #wits

@amyliz2323 @MsWilkerbooty we miss you!

So fragrant! Spring! @ Needlework Unlimited instagram.com/p/orUP7OG0z5/

Don’t understand people who drive below speed limit but still don’t use turn signals.

Congrats on the book, @diana_rajchel! @ Eye of Horus Metaphysical instagram.com/p/opNhgLG00f/

@MissMarthaMae watched a vid of kids reacting to old tech. one kid said, “i’m such a 90s kid! except i wasn’t born in the 90s.’ i died.

RT @diana_rajchel: Divorcing a Real Witch Book Release Party & Ice Cream Social eyeofhorus.biz/highlights/boo… via @eyeofhorusmpls

@jesshorwitz i find tomatoes to be quite self-sufficient: just give ’em a nice sunny spot and water every other day or so!

@jesshorwitz @JacquieFuller so bummed i already loaded up my garden! hopefully someone brings in samples for tasting…

planning exciting road trip to/from @ThatConference in august. also, why is august so far away?

i’m surprisingly offended by the lack of tech girl in the plaid-wearing photo. i’m pro-war room, though. fastcodesign.com/3028471/google…

@katie_LF I didn’t see those! Missed opportunity

When do the peanut butter cup Oreos hit the grocery store shelves? Because I want one. Okay, I want five.

@marleysmom worst mosquitoes ever!

Time to test the new citronella candles. And finish the second Hunger Games book!

What a lovely July afternoon!

RT @LocalCurrent: Is “Orion Treon” the coolest name in local music? Discuss. @Phantom_Tails

@dreamwell_ali no no no

did i just snort a little too loudly? my sister suggested getting a clown for the wedding.

attended very informative talk re: audience engagement. based on age of presenters, now wondering why i’m not a director of something cool.

Just introduced to idea of bodega cats in NYC corner delis. Must go to NYC.

Office location perk: walking to food trucks for lunch! instagram.com/p/olqVeSG00h/

Neighbor bunny and I chilled out together in the backyard for the last hour. Then neighbor kids came plowing through and scared him.

Dang, Minnesota – mosquitoes already?? Bummer.

Proper way to relax on a summer evening. instagram.com/p/oj82RZG03U/

Schell’s thecurrent found in Birdtown! And I helped support local parks with this purchase. @… instagram.com/p/oj77M4G02D/

Trip to the Pond wp.me/pCoBp-adcuv