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Oh, geez – the HOURS I spent creating in MS Paint… how did I manage that? Oh, yeah… no social media to distract…

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I woke up thinking hard about Scotland – planning to get the blog posts written finally! Just reviewed all of the v…

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@MinaMarkham I was at a vintage market last weekend… several booths dedicated to items from the 90s. 👵

Um, yes, the world does need a CSS positioning learning tool illustrated by cats! 😻 Love it! ishadeed.com/article/learn-… via @shadeed9

@csscamp Did the Super Early Bird pass pricing for the Combo Pass sell out?

Currently listening to the dream pop playlist on Spotify and feeling like a super introvert.

My first @nutribullet! Spinach, apple, almond milk, hemp hearts, chia seed, cacao powder & peanut butter. It’s gree…

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@amandaesque Go home, kids! 😆

I know this photo is practically identical to last night’s photo but today was a hard day and I still survived. I l…

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I joined a few coworkers for brunch at The Stray Dog before heading to a Minneapolis Vintage Market event at the Ma…

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@doniamae @ADL I don’t have an answer for you, but it makes me think of the THINK signs in South Dakota. If the cro…

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coming back to script & styles that were working well on friday and definitely aren’t working right today and you a…

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@geekgalgroks This one is great – it’s only ever 10 stitches wide! Very easy to catch up. ravelry.com/patterns/libra…

Just one more little post and I’ll be done with this Project 365 series! This post recaps October through December…

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Dinner: frozen za with pepperoni from a client & cheese from another client. Part of my salary is food samples. pic.twitter.com/O0x14EeQ7u

Okay, it’s the middle of February and it’s a little crazy that I’m still reviewing my 2019 photos… but, dang it.…

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Hey, squirrel. Those aren’t for you… ift.tt/2SMVpT9 pic.twitter.com/4qYlHWbQLe

RT @HeatherDoshay: Seeing a lot of people post their salaries, most of whom are deleting after for a variety of reasons. As someone who did…

This was *hard* to narrow down to five! I may have cheated a little – voted for 5, wrote in 3… Not sorry.

Help us pick our #WomensHistoryMonth playlist! From the greats of yesteryear to the most exciting new artists, we’re making a list of stories and songs to spotlight in March. https://t.co/gCZn2eoSar pic.twitter.com/k59rlGorA4

— The Current (@TheCurrent) February 15, 2020

serving with breakfast: hormelfoodservice.com/products/fonta… thanks, food agency workplace, for the meat samples!

RT @vmbrasseur: guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys guys

MANY OF US ARE NOT GUYS

I know it’s difficult but please at…

I’m quitting tech to become my best friends.

Try this with tech instead: "I'm quitting tech to become" and then let predictive text decide your new career path.

I'm quitting tech to become the most popular man in the world https://t.co/Zeln47Otlb

— Pavel A. Samsonov (@PavelASamsonov) February 12, 2020

@NouvelleBlague How much u offering?

I got a late night pizza after kickboxing class tonight & I was accidentally given someone else’s za. It was take o…

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Just watched season 2, episode 5 of Call the Midwife and, please, let’s just let abortion be safe and legal.

@vincentopara4 not in a million years 👎