Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

Breakfast treats during the drive are always nice, especially after this morning’s rainy, icky… instagram.com/p/tnF9f5m06d/

7:02am Oct 1st 2014

Put a new screen protector on my 4S. It’s like a whole new phone! I don’t need no iPhone 6.

9:27pm Sep 30th 2014

Just watched Cloud Atlas – totally distracted by all of the knits featured 106 winters after the fall!

9:15pm Sep 30th 2014

tiptoe through the orchard wp.me/pCoBp-adcxM

7:13pm Sep 30th 2014

Amazing how a shattered glass of wine makes you really need a non-shattered version. Sigh.

5:53pm Sep 30th 2014

Arrrgh spam filtering on my @DreamHost email has gotten 100 times worse in the last month! What gives? Time to switch.

4:16pm Sep 30th 2014

it’s been a pretty successful afternoon and i feel like it should be happy hour now. alas, it’s tuesday at 3pm.

1:57pm Sep 30th 2014

@amandaesque i am diggin’ the cheesy jokes today!

1:56pm Sep 30th 2014

joke from #LaffyTaffy: Q: How do hens stay fit? A: The always eggs-ercise.

1:53pm Sep 30th 2014

joke from @Potbelly: Q: How many ears does Captain Kirk have? A: 3 – the left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear.

10:28am Sep 30th 2014

very exciting fraudulent charges on my corporate visa this week! i only wish i was in Venezuela.

10:12am Sep 30th 2014

Wine, Grey’s Anatomy and pajamas. Trifecta of “me time” for a night home alone.

5:59pm Sep 29th 2014

@PropTartMN fun!!

4:18pm Sep 29th 2014

One of my favorite easily-excitable pups, Ziggy (this photo took three tries) #latergram instagram.com/p/tidLthG088/

11:48am Sep 29th 2014

Getting chatty once again wp.me/pCoBp-adcxI #mimasummit

9:42am Sep 29th 2014

RT @MSP_Traffic: Bumper sticker: Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him.

8:44am Sep 29th 2014

Trying to get back into week-daily yoga with @erinmotz‘s challenges, but now I just want to hang out at the ocean. erinmotz.com/2014-challenge…

5:05am Sep 29th 2014

8:35pm Sep 28th 2014

Trying to make my basement more comfortable so I have an escape from football season. instagram.com/p/tgkjrbG03j/

6:14pm Sep 28th 2014

How Ellipses cuddles instagram.com/p/tgZ3KEG02S/

4:41pm Sep 28th 2014

This is my husband and the thing he wanted most from our wedding registry. instagram.com/p/tdfWt7m0wY/

1:31pm Sep 27th 2014

Cat show! @ Crystal City Offices Community Center/Recreation instagram.com/p/tdQcQZG0_f/

11:21am Sep 27th 2014

I got pumpkin Oreos earlier today. They are alright but now I’m wishing I had just gotten regular Oreos.

9:25pm Sep 26th 2014

@juliaschrenkler oh, yeah – of course that’s it. 😉 btw, it’s SO easy to clean. love it.

1:32pm Sep 26th 2014

Left my grilled cheese sammiches on the new Foreman grill a moment too long. instagram.com/p/ta1_xCm06e/

12:51pm Sep 26th 2014

@best_day_ever might have some malicious software hiding out

9:00am Sep 26th 2014

@best_day_ever if i can get the search tool to work, clicking on a search result tells me my connection was reset and won’t go.

8:59am Sep 26th 2014

can anyone explain to me why google is having such trouble working in my firefox or chrome browsers – when i’m at home?

8:55am Sep 26th 2014

so i gave in, got a new gmail address to replace my old gmail and hotmail. but, like, how do i move over my google+ junk? this is too hard.

7:40am Sep 25th 2014

coffee: get in my face.

6:59am Sep 25th 2014