pork-CHOP tweets

Excited to book airfare for honeymoon! @AmericanAir website doubles the price between payment/confirmation screen! Now not excited at all.

all excited because my computer is working & i just pushed an edit to git & there weren’t errors & somehow it’s a happy monday!

@ruralgrrrl I didn’t believe it until I saw it! His toes are nicer than mine.

My dad has taken to getting full pedicures with my mom. Yesterday he showed me his glittery purple polish – for the Vikings, he said.

Inspired by a simple hand knit blanket I saw at lindylu605’s home to dig out the first yarn I ever… instagram.com/p/u6v5EQm07C/

November 2nd & I’m sick of Christmas. Every department store, coffee shop & even some television channels have forgotten about Thanksgiving.

@jesshorwitz @RememberThisPod I listened to the Bacall/Bogart episodes today – so great! I will be listening to more definitely.

Googly-eyed fruit monster @ Hy-Vee 26th & Sycamore instagram.com/p/u5v300G00m/

iPhone 4s freaking out about untrusted certificates and “incorrect” passwords this weekend. Eff you, gmail.

Very amusing monster fruit display from Halloween @ Hy-Vee 26th & Sycamore instagram.com/p/u5tZoAG0-9/

If you have me over to your house you can expect me to (a) play with your animals and (b) inspect your knitted blankets.

oil changed, gas filled, wipers replaced, siamese knocking things over. it must almost be time for a weekend road trip!

@dreamwell_ali I’m only see the SoDak family this time, not quite making it to Verm. Someday I might get there again…

@kir326 was reading that Florida is warmer year ’round than Cali! Though most places are always warmer than Minnesota.

sister sent warning re: many police pulling cars over during her drive to sodak earlier, with a note “drive the speed limit tonight!”

RT @prairie_home: So today we launch our first JOKE DRIVE. Your jokes help make our #jokeshow possible, submit a joke now! ow.ly/DCoSr

Reading and learning about the seven mile bridge doesn’t make it seem less scary.

In the middle of February: Southern California or southern Florida?

Foxglove keeps on keepin’ on in the front yard! instagram.com/p/uzAbIGm00w/

I can be an expert. wp.me/pCoBp-adcyc

3 hours to back up the stuff in my documents folder, huh? that seems excessive. glad i don’t have any deadlines today.

RT @webbmedia: Ignore the title. There’s really good, inspiring stuff in here from Bill Murray. vult.re/1FWzcpa

@juliaschrenkler @JacquieFuller @winnerbowzer @DailyCircuit i would just give one tip: you don’t have to feed everyone.

name change on mac not performed correctly. now backing up files. 50 minutes remaining. time for a long skyway walk?

Tonight’s sports tweet: the Giants are tools. Let someone else win once in a while.

It’s time to remember great things, like these gigantic marigolds that are still growing in my garden. instagram.com/p/uwhokGm045/

all of my git junk is messed up. i’m never changing my name again.

clearly getting a flu shot means i’m gonna need to also get a cookie if i want to be productive for the rest of the afternoon.

i was doing something, then i looked at all of the tabs i have open, and now i’ve forgotten what i was doing.

i probably should have backed up those wordpress sites i was working on before switching mac profiles. oh, well: fresh start.