Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

on my perio consult questionnaire: “What do you like most about your teeth? What do you like least about your teeth?” why is this amusing?

12:57pm Mar 18th 2015

Hey, @MandaKayMakesIt, a bonus to quell my grumps: coupon! Win. @ Prime Burgers and Wings. St. Paul… instagram.com/p/0YFWdQG08u/

10:48am Mar 18th 2015

irritable over a dumb anti-cat thread on facebook. i should just go back home and stay under a blanket today. grumpy.

9:22am Mar 18th 2015

“I think I like old people shit better than young people shit now…” I did not think I’d enjoy this movie: Neighbors. Pretty funny.

7:53pm Mar 17th 2015

RT @whitneyhess: Who is setting the criteria by which you measure yourself?

6:04pm Mar 17th 2015

Thinking about enjoying a beer in honor of St. Pat’s – but also thinking about falling asleep on the sofa then going to bed early.

5:16pm Mar 17th 2015

fist-bumped with other web dev about being part of @MPR‘s “army of nerds” – thanks for today’s encouraging words, @Nylons! #mprlife

1:18pm Mar 17th 2015

@juliaschrenkler appreciate that greatly! blush, blush

1:01pm Mar 17th 2015

Tickets for Rock the Garden are on sale to everyone now! Jason and I are going on Saturday because I was most… fb.me/7nRg21PSK

10:15am Mar 17th 2015

have a task to move a static website into a wordpress site. there are json files for dynamic content. what do i do? maybe go to coffee shop.

8:51am Mar 17th 2015

RT @noraborealis: Of all the ways I have to make coffee, stopping at a coffee shop is the best one.

7:41am Mar 17th 2015

i have a #googledfp ad that isn’t appearing in my website, but yet it has nearly 15k impressions. i don’t understand. where is it at??

7:40am Mar 17th 2015

One cat who can’t not be in a lap, another cat who yowls endlessly and me going totally iNsAnE while also covered in fur. Agh!

8:35pm Mar 16th 2015

The city that keeps the roof blazin wp.me/pCoBp-adczo

7:09pm Mar 16th 2015

whatever, @googledfpapi. i don’t have time for your issues this morning.

8:33am Mar 16th 2015

Basically every episode of #TheWalkingDead lately should end with “they’re screwing with the wrong people!”

8:24pm Mar 15th 2015

Totally stumped by seemingly easy WordPress query loop problem. Aggravating.

7:08pm Mar 15th 2015

The most precious. instagram.com/p/0Q10bBm01j/

3:17pm Mar 15th 2015

Just got home from afternoon knitting and am covered in cats in record time. Belated nap time.

3:02pm Mar 15th 2015

Opened a beer then got distracted from drinking it by working on a friend’s website. For 3 hours. Been a while…

10:17pm Mar 14th 2015

@KatieK2 totally accurate

10:15pm Mar 14th 2015

So Sio is pretty comfortable in my lap then. instagram.com/p/0MSFr3G00Z/

8:48pm Mar 13th 2015

the first friday after winter that’s above 60 degrees should be a state holiday. and the second one, too. oh, and the third. #springfever

12:50pm Mar 13th 2015

“It’s important, it seems to me, to get kids hating computers early.” thanks for making me snort-laugh coffee, @rationaldoge.

7:52am Mar 13th 2015

the best coffee i’ve ever had wp.me/pCoBp-adczk

7:16pm Mar 12th 2015

Kitty on my hip, she is nice. instagram.com/p/0JRCY-G09D/

4:41pm Mar 12th 2015

@amywoo @MPR @MPRMembership glue everything together, have our fab staff sign the puzzles, then profit! maybe?

2:56pm Mar 12th 2015

i resisted buying cookies during my skyway walk earlier, but now that i’m sitting at my desk all i can think about is wanting a cookie.

12:22pm Mar 12th 2015

nearly splashed by a dolphin! wp.me/pCoBp-adczh

7:44pm Mar 11th 2015

Every time I watch @PropertyBrother I imagine what sort of magic they would work in my basement and kitchen… Day dreams.

6:37pm Mar 11th 2015