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YOU GUYS I just dominated DFP and I am way too excited about it! #beenWorkingOnThisForDays

Caught up on the last few episodes of @MadMen_AMC and @IsItTheGenes discovered Eugene from #TheWalkingDead!

Suggested by @netflix: “Shower”, “Walk the Dog”, “Get Off Your Butt”, etc.

Here’s a problem I never thought I’d have: I need more orange mohair to finish my #KnitTheSky project.

RT @mnyarnshophop: Needlework Unlimited (@NUwebmistress) in southwest Mpls is currently celebrating their 44th year! minnesotayarnshophop.com/needlework-unl… #MNYarnShopHop

Got a coupon for a free cookie with pizza, so ordered pizza for dinner. Wait time is hour and a half. Everyone else wants a free cookie too?

@KatieK2 i tried getting in the habit of eating a mid-morning snack, but usually i forget. :/

@pork_chop solution: run script after iframe is locked and loaded. whatever. stupid websites.

either i’m crazy or it’s not possible to get the top position of an iframe relative to the viewport. why…

right on queue: hungry for lunch at a quarter to 11.

Anyone else having an issue with their @comcast DVR not overlapping recordings on the same channel? New in the last few weeks…

@BReynoldsMN appreciate that 🙂

@BReynoldsMN eep, my introvert is showing

@BReynoldsMN it’s just weird to me to be so purposely looking at someone, but through a device instead of in person. i dunno :/

Snapchat freaks me out the same way FaceTime or Skype freaks me out.

“I think ur doin’ those HTMLs and CSSes just fine, hoomin.” instagram.com/p/050Yp3G04w/

Was awake at 2am wondering why my splash ads won’t work via #DoubleClick for Publishers. Followed tutorial but nada. dfp.ingraye.com/creative/inter…

Cat poem day! The Cat by Lawrence Ferlinghetti | The @writersalmanac with Garrison Keillor writersalmanac.org/episodes/20150…

Early morning auto shop purling @ NTB instagram.com/p/05NfANm0xc/

Butcher and Stewart chillin’ at the register @ Target Crystal instagram.com/p/030FenG0x2/

current conundrum around the office: to snapchat or not to snapchat?

King of sunshine naps instagram.com/p/01GkW-m0yS/

Trying to use OpenTable to make reservations in Sioux Falls next weekend but coverage is lame. Only five options for dinner? C’mon SuFu.

Double yolk! Cool or sad? instagram.com/p/00ToGOG09g/

Cheers to beer! @ Fair State Brewing Cooperative instagram.com/p/0yqEpkm0wP/

Happy bridal shower, B! instagram.com/p/0yORfxG00O/

The only time I really hate living in Minnesota is when I’m commuting.