Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

@LastinLineShop “I can’t hear myself knit” – I’m going to remember that the next time I need to tell someone to simmer down 🙂

4:19pm May 14th 2015

New thing to obsess about: #Misfit Flash. Track all the fitness! instagram.com/p/2rb0Rpm02h/

4:12pm May 14th 2015

New thing to obsess about: #Misfit Flash. Track all the fitness! instagram.com/p/2rb0Rpm02h/

4:12pm May 14th 2015

are we sure that mailto: shouldn’t be mailtp: instead? because fingers

2:26pm May 14th 2015

are we sure that mailto: shouldn’t be mailtp: instead? because fingers

2:26pm May 14th 2015

peer pressure to go sit in a box at work! have i mentioned i accidentally meowed the other day? i am almost a cat. pic.twitter.com/9XyK4vyo4W

11:29am May 14th 2015

peer pressure to go sit in a box at work! have i mentioned i accidentally meowed the other day? i am almost a cat. http://t.co/9XyK4vyo4W

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11:29am May 14th 2015

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11:24am May 14th 2015

@thrym @juliaschrenkler there is a large, tempting box over in membership right now…

11:22am May 14th 2015

@thrym @juliaschrenkler there is a large, tempting box over in membership right now…

11:22am May 14th 2015

@mitc0185 i would expect a basic familiarity, though i wouldn’t expect everyone to be using it (consistently, at least).

11:19am May 14th 2015

@mitc0185 i would expect a basic familiarity, though i wouldn’t expect everyone to be using it (consistently, at least).

11:19am May 14th 2015

@LastinLineShop the harder it is, the less i complain about the sports on the tv 😉

11:14am May 14th 2015

@LastinLineShop the harder it is, the less i complain about the sports on the tv 😉

11:14am May 14th 2015

@juliaschrenkler lol – i do have a fond memory from a long-ago birthday of sitting in a large appliance-sized box & being pushed around…

11:14am May 14th 2015

@juliaschrenkler lol – i do have a fond memory from a long-ago birthday of sitting in a large appliance-sized box & being pushed around…

11:14am May 14th 2015

Guilty pleasure: sitting in boxes. instagram.com/p/2qcUh1G01w/

6:57am May 14th 2015

Guilty pleasure: sitting in boxes. instagram.com/p/2qcUh1G01w/

6:57am May 14th 2015

@dreamwell_ali @IsItTheGenes all I know is that there was a bigger asshole on the red team than there was on the blue team 🙂

6:54am May 14th 2015

@dreamwell_ali @IsItTheGenes all I know is that there was a bigger asshole on the red team than there was on the blue team 🙂

6:54am May 14th 2015

.@IsItTheGenes is rooting for the blue hockey team, I am rooting for me as I knit through a confusing set of instructions. Sports knitting.

7:41pm May 13th 2015

.@IsItTheGenes is rooting for the blue hockey team, I am rooting for me as I knit through a confusing set of instructions. Sports knitting.

7:41pm May 13th 2015

@PropTartMN currently enjoying a brownie cookie dough blizzard!

6:49pm May 13th 2015

@PropTartMN currently enjoying a brownie cookie dough blizzard!

6:49pm May 13th 2015

Me: “we should probably go to Dairy Queen tonight”
Him: “why?”
Me: “because.”

5:40pm May 13th 2015

Me: “we should probably go to Dairy Queen tonight”
Him: “why?”
Me: “because.”

5:40pm May 13th 2015

Solved by setting a variable with initial window width, then finding the width after resize event. If widths don’t match, run function!

4:50pm May 13th 2015

Solved by setting a variable with initial window width, then finding the width after resize event. If widths don’t match, run function!

4:50pm May 13th 2015

i have a window.onresize function that is listening for both resize & scrolling. normal? i don’t want it to run on scroll. #JavaScript

2:44pm May 13th 2015