Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

Dear spiders, the worst time you could be crawling up my leg is when I’m driving. Thanks/no thanks.

6:40am Jul 29th 2015

Tuxedo cat raced across my lawn; huge insect flew at me then away; large black spider scuttled across living room wall. Lonely & creeped out

8:23pm Jul 28th 2015

Tuxedo cat raced across my lawn; huge insect flew at me then away; large black spider scuttled across living room wall. Lonely & creeped out

8:23pm Jul 28th 2015

One of the best summer pastimes instagram.com/p/5sj6Bcm05T/

4:16pm Jul 28th 2015

One of the best summer pastimes instagram.com/p/5sj6Bcm05T/

4:16pm Jul 28th 2015

Being a clouded leopard might be my new dream job. fb.me/3X8SEiP76

12:29pm Jul 28th 2015

Being a clouded leopard might be my new dream job. fb.me/3X8SEiP76

12:29pm Jul 28th 2015

@LastinLineShop keep the faith! things can only get better… and maybe change the tp roll later 😉

10:21am Jul 28th 2015

@LastinLineShop keep the faith! things can only get better… and maybe change the tp roll later 😉

10:21am Jul 28th 2015

all of my tweets so far today seem to indicate that i should go back to bed.

7:44am Jul 28th 2015

all of my tweets so far today seem to indicate that i should go back to bed.

7:44am Jul 28th 2015

impossible to redirect a @Wix domain to another domain hosted elsewhere? seems that way.

7:20am Jul 28th 2015

impossible to redirect a @Wix domain to another domain hosted elsewhere? seems that way.

7:20am Jul 28th 2015

or, as most things – it only works after you complain about it not working… emphasizing why sleep is so important.

5:10am Jul 28th 2015

or, as most things – it only works after you complain about it not working… emphasizing why sleep is so important.

5:10am Jul 28th 2015

it would figure that the thing that has been keeping my awake & that i finally just decided i would get up and do – is not working.

5:00am Jul 28th 2015

it would figure that the thing that has been keeping my awake & that i finally just decided i would get up and do – is not working.

5:00am Jul 28th 2015

Just watched season finale of #WaywardPines. Was so nervous I had both jazz hands *and* muppet arms. Is that really it?!

8:06pm Jul 27th 2015

Just watched season finale of #WaywardPines. Was so nervous I had both jazz hands *and* muppet arms. Is that really it?!

8:06pm Jul 27th 2015

.@IsItTheGenes just watched me edit a site’s z-index problem via firebug in order to close a pop-up. “i’m changing all of my passwords.”

4:53pm Jul 27th 2015

.@IsItTheGenes just watched me edit a site’s z-index problem via firebug in order to close a pop-up. “i’m changing all of my passwords.”

4:53pm Jul 27th 2015

@INukeYou seriously. it jumped from 4 minutes to that! apparently it’s monday everywhere.

1:29pm Jul 27th 2015

@INukeYou seriously. it jumped from 4 minutes to that! apparently it’s monday everywhere.

1:29pm Jul 27th 2015

why bother offering live chat if you are never actually going to be able to help someone via live chat? pic.twitter.com/ZtYtxoaY2x

1:04pm Jul 27th 2015

why bother offering live chat if you are never actually going to be able to help someone via live chat? http://t.co/ZtYtxoaY2x

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1:04pm Jul 27th 2015

@LastinLineShop i think my head is doing enough exploding to cover the internet’s share 🙁

12:33pm Jul 27th 2015

@LastinLineShop i think my head is doing enough exploding to cover the internet’s share 🙁

12:33pm Jul 27th 2015

i mean… c’mon now. pic.twitter.com/fdcgdwB1Qx

12:18pm Jul 27th 2015

i mean… c’mon now.

https://twitter.com/pork_chop/status/625731945574477824/photo/1

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12:18pm Jul 27th 2015

two live chats with two different domain hosts at the same time. i might get an ulcer.

12:15pm Jul 27th 2015