Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

Suddenly worried about what dish to bring to National Night Out festivities tomorrow.

6:18am Aug 3rd 2015

I’ve never seen a tomato do that. instagram.com/p/55sOtRm01X/

6:39pm Aug 2nd 2015

I’ve never seen a tomato do that. instagram.com/p/55sOtRm01X/

6:39pm Aug 2nd 2015

Nap, nap, wander around, snack, nap, snack. Yeah: I became a cat this weekend.

3:33pm Aug 2nd 2015

Nap, nap, wander around, snack, nap, snack. Yeah: I became a cat this weekend.

3:33pm Aug 2nd 2015

#sharknado hangover. Please send brunch.

10:00am Aug 2nd 2015

#sharknado hangover. Please send brunch.

10:00am Aug 2nd 2015

@thewendee that could be fun!

8:00pm Aug 1st 2015

@thewendee that could be fun!

8:00pm Aug 1st 2015

#sharknado party, complete with chum bucket (sangria). instagram.com/p/53IRe-G0zq/

6:47pm Aug 1st 2015

#sharknado party, complete with chum bucket (sangria). instagram.com/p/53IRe-G0zq/

6:47pm Aug 1st 2015

If I don’t have offspring in the next two years, I’m going to seriously look into buying a lakefront cabin. Relying on Timehop for reminder.

4:42pm Aug 1st 2015

If I don’t have offspring in the next two years, I’m going to seriously look into buying a lakefront cabin. Relying on Timehop for reminder.

4:42pm Aug 1st 2015

Fur baby on my hip 🐾💗 instagram.com/p/52aUnlG0-x/

12:05pm Aug 1st 2015

Fur baby on my hip 🐾💗 instagram.com/p/52aUnlG0-x/

12:05pm Aug 1st 2015

As much I enjoy home improvement TV, sometimes I can’t finish a show because the clients are too awful.

10:53am Aug 1st 2015

As much I enjoy home improvement TV, sometimes I can’t finish a show because the clients are too awful.

10:53am Aug 1st 2015

The only thing my unplanned weekend is missing is some sort of body of water.

10:32am Aug 1st 2015

The only thing my unplanned weekend is missing is some sort of body of water.

10:32am Aug 1st 2015

@best_day_ever when I was in Key West I thought maybe I’d like to see other places. Now that I’ve thought about it, I want to go back soon.

10:31am Aug 1st 2015

@best_day_ever when I was in Key West I thought maybe I’d like to see other places. Now that I’ve thought about it, I want to go back soon.

10:31am Aug 1st 2015

I am not doing so well with #FalloutShelter.

9:31am Aug 1st 2015

I am not doing so well with #FalloutShelter.

9:31am Aug 1st 2015

husband always has an excuse for not going to brunch with me. this might be a deal-breaker. oh, wait…

8:37am Aug 1st 2015

husband always has an excuse for not going to brunch with me. this might be a deal-breaker. oh, wait…

8:37am Aug 1st 2015

Cat looking out the window: kitty TV. The window is open: kitty TV in SURROUND!

9:17pm Jul 31st 2015

Cat looking out the window: kitty TV. The window is open: kitty TV in SURROUND!

9:17pm Jul 31st 2015

Ok, weekend with zero commitments: let’s get at this! instagram.com/p/50iHx-G05y/

6:35pm Jul 31st 2015

Ok, weekend with zero commitments: let’s get at this! instagram.com/p/50iHx-G05y/

6:35pm Jul 31st 2015

Just posted a photo @ Needlework Unlimited instagram.com/p/5z3GsUG00_/

12:19pm Jul 31st 2015