Amy @pork_CHOP
Minneapolis | pork-chop.org

Recent tweets

After a 7:30am cat alarm this morning, I dreamed about renting a hotel room all by myself. So ready to sleep.

7:59am Aug 23rd 2015

Not a lap cat, often a behind-your-shoulder cat. instagram.com/p/6s5paeG09E/

3:58pm Aug 22nd 2015

Not a lap cat, often a behind-your-shoulder cat. instagram.com/p/6s5paeG09E/

3:58pm Aug 22nd 2015

@Chelse_yF replace Mac & cheese with yarn and I’m right there with you ☺️

7:19pm Aug 21st 2015

@Chelse_yF replace Mac & cheese with yarn and I’m right there with you ☺️

7:19pm Aug 21st 2015

News mentioned donuts. Now I want donuts for dinner.

4:27pm Aug 21st 2015

News mentioned donuts. Now I want donuts for dinner.

4:27pm Aug 21st 2015

i have no brain for migrating wordpress sites between hosts today.

2:05pm Aug 21st 2015

i have no brain for migrating wordpress sites between hosts today.

2:05pm Aug 21st 2015

9:30am and this girl is ready for lunch.

8:32am Aug 21st 2015

9:30am and this girl is ready for lunch.

8:32am Aug 21st 2015

@MandaKayMakesIt dang, shoulda met at buttered tin this a.m. for that vodka & toast!

7:44am Aug 21st 2015

@MandaKayMakesIt dang, shoulda met at buttered tin this a.m. for that vodka & toast!

7:44am Aug 21st 2015

RT @noraborealis: happy birthday, @purmort. FUCK a lot changes in two years but i wouldn’t change a word of this. don’t hold back. http://t…

7:41am Aug 21st 2015

RT @noraborealis: happy birthday, @purmort. FUCK a lot changes in two years but i wouldn’t change a word of this. don’t hold back. ow.ly/QGsEg

7:41am Aug 21st 2015

back at work today. HO-HUM. only 48 emails, though, so that’s not too bad.

7:15am Aug 20th 2015

back at work today. HO-HUM. only 48 emails, though, so that’s not too bad.

7:15am Aug 20th 2015

Just watched news on channel 5 for 20 minutes to see a Robbinsdale-specific story and it was awful. Back to channel 11 asap!

9:21pm Aug 19th 2015

Just watched news on channel 5 for 20 minutes to see a Robbinsdale-specific story and it was awful. Back to channel 11 asap!

9:21pm Aug 19th 2015

Deplaned in Mpls to see a snowflake-covered window. Was so mad at Minnesota ’til I saw it was an ice-themed bar.

7:02pm Aug 18th 2015

Deplaned in Mpls to see a snowflake-covered window. Was so mad at Minnesota ’til I saw it was an ice-themed bar.

7:02pm Aug 18th 2015

1600 linen stitches knit between EWR and MSP. My hands are saying that’s a lot.

6:43pm Aug 18th 2015

1600 linen stitches knit between EWR and MSP. My hands are saying that’s a lot.

6:43pm Aug 18th 2015

No discussions about what it might be like to move to Jersey. Ready to be home again.

3:06pm Aug 18th 2015

No discussions about what it might be like to move to Jersey. Ready to be home again.

3:06pm Aug 18th 2015

Terminal-wide alarm just went off twice in five minutes. Everyone continues with life, though faces express heightened concern.

2:19pm Aug 18th 2015

Terminal-wide alarm just went off twice in five minutes. Everyone continues with life, though faces express heightened concern.

2:19pm Aug 18th 2015

Ugh, New Jersey gave me an iced latte instead of an iced chai latte. The worst.

2:04pm Aug 18th 2015

Ugh, New Jersey gave me an iced latte instead of an iced chai latte. The worst.

2:04pm Aug 18th 2015

Hour and a half to kill in Newark… Where to eat?

1:09pm Aug 18th 2015