pork-CHOP tweets

please, lady, I’m sorry but get out of my way

When hangry becomes headache & you almost hit that lady’s car & she looks at you like she’s never seen anyone stupider

@juliaschrenkler I did, pajama-d husband drove me 🙂

Went to liquor store in pajamas but husband was also there in his pajamas and bought my wine, so we are winning.

@dreamwell_ali lol, I just thought it was the perfect retort 🙂 I haven’t actually drank much wine since last spring! Such a craving tonight

@dreamwell_ali bummer! i have the same predicament. if only we were closer! we could share one of these bottles, ha.

debating going to liquor store in my pajamas in order to get single-serve wine.

Weeded the garden and washed all the dishes. The universe could at least reward me with a decent movie on tv.

It’s funny how gardens keep growing even if you’ve ignored them for a few weeks. #zucchini instagram.com/p/7OvQ3Lm0yI/

Tonight I’m pulling the zucchini plants out of my garden and then probably never planting that seed again. Or only that.

Hey, St. Paul, you look pretty today. instagram.com/p/7LWqBCm0yz/

Sometimes I just get so mad that I can’t knit all the things *right now*